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From the same place as Aryan Justice's BA.

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I'm feeling particularly snarky today. No offense meant to anyone.

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Ahtum Rene: http://snipurl.com/evgj. (Parents: Rochelle, Johnny.)
Brystal Ray: http://snipurl.com/evgl. (Parents: Lynsey, Shane.) - Is that bow actually attached to anything? Or is it glued onto her skin?
Delta Rei: http://snipurl.com/evgn (Parents: Patricia, Michael.) - Not very bad, admittedly, but still. And who wants to bet they didn't know Rei's a Japanese name?
Alyvia Michele: http://snipurl.com/evgo. (Parents: Jamie, Andrew.)
Aaliyah Shaylynn: http://snipurl.com/evgt. (Parents: April, Marell.) - The mn reminds me of YKW... *Shudders*
Bradyn Leigh: http://snipurl.com/evgw. (Parents: Michelle, Brett.) - The bow in her scares me, for some reason.
Jillian ShaShona: http://snipurl.com/evh0. (Parents: Teela, Benjamin.) - I like this baby's expression: it looks like she's looking askance at her parents, asking them why they gave her that mn.
Mahaileya Lauryn: http://snipurl.com/evh2. (Parent: Chanda.) - How do you pronounce this? O_o
Taytumn Essie Marie: http://snipurl.com/evh3. (Parents: Ladonna, Dennis.) - Simply put: eek!
Irene Gwyntalyn: http://snipurl.com/evh5. (Parent: Jamie.) - The mn may be legitimate, but it doesn't look it to me. What a way to ruin a lovely, uncommon fn! And again, we have magically adhering bows! (She's wearing a nice dress though: sweet and feminine, but not at all cutesy.)
Alithia Magdalyn: http://snipurl.com/evhc. (Parents: Judy, Zane.) - Am I the only one who immediately thought of "lithium" here? Especially with the father's name...
Mekenzie Ray: http://snipurl.com/evhd. (Parents: Lacinda, Michael.) - The etymologist in me now hates this hospital. It should be obvious why.
Paris Desiray Marie: http://snipurl.com/evhf. (Parents: Stephanie, Trevor.) - OMG, itz teh Frynch!
Sway Jadeene: http://snipurl.com/evhh. (Parents: Tara, Christian.) - Um... They want to sway Jadeene? Into what? For that matter, who exactly is Jadeene? The baby? Ow, I think I hurt my brain...
Ahalya Lynn: http://snipurl.com/evhk. (Parents: Jonetta, Jonathan.) - This reminds me of Athaliah, the murderous queen in the Bible
Gracyn Noelle: http://snipurl.com/evj2. (Parents: Megan, Benjamin.) - "Gracing Christmas"? Pity she was born in February.
Timber Grace: http://snipurl.com/evj7. (Parents: Jennifer, Jerald.) - Her parents were loggers, obviously.
Ahlyivia Jaims: http://snipurl.com/evjf. (Parents: Tonya, Corey.) - I shall helpully translate this from Tryndee to English: Olivia James.
Qlowui Rose: http://snipurl.com/evjl. (Parent: Jessica.) - Tryndee to English translation: Chloe Rose.
Ta eeleese Lee: http://snipurl.com/evjm. (Parents: Anna, Darren.) - Those poor Es! *Weeps for them*
Miranda Joan Ebeneeza: http://snipurl.com/evjp. (Parents: Macy, Jeffrey.) They almost made a lovely combo with my name. Wtf is up with Ebeneeza? I would've picked Ebena if I had to honour somebody Ebenezer with my daughter's name.
Kaedynce Hope: http://snipurl.com/evjr. (Parents: Taralyn, Dwain.) I hope this child never really gets into music. Otherwise, she'll have the terrible experience of realising just how illiterate her parents were.
Charm Kaelyn: http://snipurl.com/evjt. (Parents: Brandi, Robert.) - Obviously, they want to charm somebody named Kaelyn. The mystery remains as to who Kaelyn is though.
Chaylee Marishka: http://snipurl.com/evjv. (Parents: Lorena, Robert.) That is one gorgeous dress... that's the best I can say about this one.
Marey Jazmon: http://snipurl.com/evjw. (Parent: Stephanie.) - Is this pronounced like Marie? Or like Harry? As for the mn... Jamacain man to another: "You like jazz, mon?"
Rylee Cash: http://snipurl.com/evjy. (Parent: Amber.) - Her mother wants her to be wealthy... nah, won't go into that. I don't want to start another debate on employment opportunities being linked to names...

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Ireland Warren: http://snipurl.com/evgk. (Parents: Kristi, Nicholas.)
Dulton Joseph: http://snipurl.com/evgp. (Parents: Farrah, Randy.) - Please tell me Dulton's a family surname!
Thaniel Otis: http://snipurl.com/evgq. (Parents: Marie, Kevin.) - Again, not horrible. But why didn't they use Nathaniel? And I've never cared much for Otis; it reminds me of "oats".
Byryn William: http://snipurl.com/evgu. (Parents: Heather, Matthew.) - Randym Ys in a male name for once! Very cute kid though.
Deagan Weston: http://snipurl.com/evgx. (Parents: Nicole, Kyle.) - It took me a minute before I figured out that they probably meant this to be Deacon.
Gavyn Max Daniel: http://snipurl.com/evh9. (Parents: Jennifer, Max.) - Look, another boy with a randym Y in his name! Maybe this hospital has espeically enlightened parents visiting, parents who like true gender equality! ;-D
Baylin Kyle: http://snipurl.com/evhb. (Parents: Heather, Kyle.) - Nothing extraordinarily bad, but it's painfully trendy nonetheless.
Kamrin DoMinico: http://snipurl.com/evir. (Parents: Lacrisha, Darrell.) - The ranDom capitalisation strikes! Of course, it just had to emphasise the baby's "mini"-ness, as if he'll be a baby and therefore "mini" forever.
Bayd Xavier: http://snipurl.com/evj3. (Parents: Charleen, Manav.) - Based on the father's name, this may be a legitimate ethnic name. But still... "Bade Xavier"? You bade Xavier to do what, exactly?
KC Robert: http://snipurl.com/evj5. (Parents: Leah, Skeeter.) - First though: they think Casey just isn't "masculine" anymore. Either that, or they couldn't decide on a fn. Then again, it may be hereditary: who actually names a kid Skeeter, unless it's a nn?!
Anothony Thomas: http://snipurl.com/evj8. (Parent: Rebekah.) - I have no words for this one. Really, I don't.
Nathyn Thomas: http://snipurl.com/evj9. (Cherissa, Jeffrey.) - Yep, enlightened parents. Definitely.
Kahikiokanilehua Brice Sibley: http://snipurl.com/evjz. (Parents: Onikka, Brice.) This is very probably an ethnic (Hawaiian?) name. But still... ouch.

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I was very pleased to see this little lady though: http://snipurl.com/evix. :-D

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Miranda
"...his fingers trailing over your belly, your thighs quacking..." — From a The Lord of the Rings crapfic

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