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[Facts] Re: Anyone know Italian/Greek???
These are the voyages of the starship "Charmin". Its five-year mission: to go boldly where no man has gone before -- the restroom at the Lesbith Fair...no, that's not right! Let's try, to orbit Uranus searching for Klingons...(I think in Oz they call 'em either "little byootees" or "hors d'oeuvres", not sure which.)
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I know, the "Uranus" thing is incredibly dated and lame. But all tired old jokes were once fresh new jokes. One of my former beer buddies, the local town priest, spilled his drink all over my patio from laughing the first time I told it to him 16 or 17 years back...
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