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Found loads of old newspapers while tidying the kitchen, so lots of BAs - enjoy!

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To Charlotte and Robert, a son, William John Lapthorn

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To Jessica and Jeremy, a daughter, Katherine Louise, a sister for Ben (Note added: Baby flawless, mother breathless, father legless!)

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To Iona and Benedict, a daughter, Kinvara Honor, a sister for Cleodie and Lachlan

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To Caroline and Lawrence, a daughter, Emilia Kate

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To Paula and Ben, a son, Oscar Julius, a brother for Mathilda (Tilly)

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To Sarah and Tom, a daughter, Sophie Elizabeth, a sister for William

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To Penny and Alexander, a son, Daniel George

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To Emma and Richard, a daughter, Tess Evelyn Brayn, a sister for India, Joshua, Toby and Sam (Note added: That's all folks!)

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To Sue and Dan, a son, Oliver John

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To Samantha and Iorwerth, a daughter Gabriella

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To Sally and Peter, a daughter, Daisy Elspeth Buchanan, a sister for Freddie

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To Katie and Giles, a daughter, Imogen Henrietta, a sister for Tilly

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To Mimi and Simon, a son, Jackson Theodore Hare

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To Tanya and Rupert, a son, Oliver Rupert Ronald, a brother for Freya

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To Victoria and Shane, a son, William Michael

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To Victoria and Paul, a daughter, Olivia Antonia Sukey, a sister for Isabelle and Francesca

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To Amelia and Thomas, a son, Charles

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To Elizabeth and Richard, a son, Benjamin Henry, a brother for Lucy

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To Petra and John, a daughter, Sophia Rose

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To Lauren and Thomas, a daughter, Tiffany Bettine Beverley

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To Clare and Peter, a son, Charlie David, a brother for Jamie

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To Maxine and Charles, a son, William James, a brother for Alexander and George

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To Laura and James, a daughter, Isobel Lilian Beatrice

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To Elaine and Tom, a son, Charles Arthur Michael, a brother for Oliver

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To Sarah and Dermot, a son, Finbar Art, a brother for Fergus, Jonathan and Abigail

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To Gwyneth and Edward, a son, Samuel George, a brother for Alice Olivia

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To Luisa and Stephen, a daughter, Francesca Grace, a sister for Archie

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To Elizabeth and Simon, a daughter, Ella Sophia

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To Belinda and Duncan, a daughter, Alexandra Scarlett Isabel

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To Noelle and Drew, a daughter, Etta Lyle Camille, a sister for Lorne

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To Rachel and Trevor, a son, Dexter Denis, a brother for Mabel

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To Tessa and Garry, a daughter, Isabella Katherine

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To Sally and David, a son, Charles Oliver James, a brother for Laura and Georgina

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To Clemency and Cheg, a son, Elvis Somerset, a brother for Echo Maud

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To Juliet and Sebastian, a daughter, Genevieve Kathleen Mary

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To Lisa and Antony, a son, James Alexander

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To Caroline and Matthew, a daughter, Thea, a sister for Jessica

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To Tamsen and Donald, a son, Hallin Guy Bruce, a brother for Gillen and Farrah

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To Lizzie and Francis, a daughter, Jemima Dimity Margaret

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To Sophie and Stephen, a daughter, Phoebe, a sister for Frances

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To Melanie and Jerry, a daughter, Lois Atalanta, a sister for Isabelle Joy

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To Shakuntala and Suroj, a son, Sushan Ranjit

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To Alison and Oliver, a son, Matthew Daniel, a brother for Rory

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To Nicola and Andrew, a daughter, Ophelia Plum Mary

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To Victoria and Tim, a son Angus Kyle, a brother for Ruby

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To Angela and Jamie, a daughter, Pippa Rose, a sister for Samuel and Benjamin

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To Kathrynne and Julian, a daughter, Lydia Margaret, a sister for Ned

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To Angela and Andrew, a son, George William Rossiter

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To Victoria and Liam, a daughter, Grace Alice

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To Julia and Charles, a daughter, Zoe Louise, a sister for Kathryn and Megan

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To Georgina and Michael, a son, Maximus Adam, a brother for Edward

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To Kate and Peter, a daughter, Rebecca Louise

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To Helen and Rupert, a son, Ross David

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To Mary and Anthony, a son, Ambrose

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To Mary Louise and Andrew, a daughter Mary Elizabeth, a sister for Edward

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To Kate and Mark, a son, Tobin James, a brother for Olivia

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To Lucy and Duncan, a son, William James

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To Alexandra and William, a son, Charles Rory William, a brother for Henry

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To Charlotte and Mark, a daughter, Lucy Annabelle

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To Francesca and Hugo, a son, Finlay Christopher John (Finn), a brother for Harry

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To Gilly and Colin, a son, Jackson Stanley, a brother for Maximilian

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To Sarah and Jeremy, a son, Oliver Peter Carlton

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To Luisa and Simon, a daughter, Poppy Sophia

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To Claire and Stuart, a daughter, Eleanor Caitlin, a sister for Benjamin

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To Sophie and Richard, a daughter, Horatia Penelope, a sister for Clementine and half-sister for Abigail and Henry

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To Rosalie and Neil, a daughter, Meg Rosalie May, a sister for Jack and Thomas

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To Cecilia and Tom, a son, Theodore Andrew Macdonald

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To Nicole and Tim, a daughter, Charlotte Emily, a sister for Isabelle

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To Annie and James, a daughter, Madeleine Lulu

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To Nicola and Henry, a daughter, Isobel Anne Mary

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To Karon and Thomas, a daughter, Alice Matilda, a sister for George, William and Isobel

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To Jenny and Will, a son, Joshua Alastair Harry, a brother for Amy

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To Lesley and Denis, a son, Benedict Harry Alexander

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To Anne Marie and Andrew, a daughter, Niamh

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Wdyt?

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S xx

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Many terrorists go to America legally and hang around on expired visas (some for as long as 10 -15 years). At Blockbuster you're two days late with a video rental and those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of US immigration.