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[Opinions] Shooter Dean???!!!
I can'tbelieve that! In these days of knee-jerk "sensitivity" somebody would think the name Shooter was cute. Shoot 'er, Dean! Wait till he goes to college and has a dean he doesn't like. Or rait, till he discovers alcohol and shooters become his favorite poison. Or till he discovers sex and learns that shooter is not a very auspicious nn. Jeez.Drakanous: Draco's anus?Whisper Dawn: Is that a baby fragrance?Ramona DeVille: Does she have a sister named Cruella?Duff: You know what duff is? It's a slang term, very mild, for butt. So basically this kid's named "Song lyric about the butt."Beyonce: Talk about a name being dated. People will say: oh, Beyonce is soooo 2007!"Ryker Michael: Destined to be Ryker Miker forevermore.Brooklyn Rose: A cheesy 1930's musical?Goddess Unique: I picture her as somebody, who if she graduates at all, will have a couple little rug-rats in the bleachers going "Yeah, Mom!"Mckhye: Can I buya couple vowels, Vanna?Bailey Gail: Maybe she can be pals with Ryker Miker.Eowyn: I know this is a LOTR name, but it sounds like a noise a donkey would make.Jewel Stefani Hawk: Make it Stephanie Jewel and it's fine. That Hawk sticks out like a cockroach ona wedding cake.Kennedy Makenize-Jordan: I assume that's supposed to be Makenzie. If so, she goes to the "My parents only wanted last names" club.Rorii: Maybe we could borrow one of those I's for little Mckhye. Not that it would help him much.Savannah Rose: A southern-style musical?Tyller: By the usual rules of spelling and pronunciation, this name should sound like Tiller. Either way, it sucks.Cole Younger: And he probably has a brother named Jesse James, right? What is so great about two-bit bandits from the 1800's?Dakota Gage: More western wannabes. The newest student at the Ted Nugent Academy of Masculine Charm and Grace.Lion Maximus: All he can do now is try for the WWF.Nye'Ayzian Bri'Erik Jhacori: This name needs to be brutally dismembered and reduced... to Erik.
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