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[Opinions] Re: today's show is brought to you by the word Contrived
Duffy: Why do I associate this name with dogs?No idea. I associate it with Duff Beer, myself. :-/Ibis: Not exactly the most beautiful or graceful bird you could name after.Particularly when the only real association anyone has with it is "The Scarlet Ibis" by James Hurst. Why would anyone want to name a kid after a story where the five year old dies? Lovensky: some Polish last name? Or Lovin' Sky?Or love in sky? Some kink I've never heard of before (thus making it very obscure indeed ;)?Melroes: About on the same level as Heiress, why isn't she a model?Not just a model but a failed model, like Melrose Bickerstaff from season 7 of America's Next Top Model. :DPriseis: What, precisely, is this supposed to be?A misspelled Briseis? A misspelled Nissan Presea? Both at once? :DWrigley: A squirming brat stuck all over with gum.Or decked out in Chicago Cubs baseball gear. Destined to grow up talking like Harry Caray.Thailand Tyrone: Obnoxious racial joke is being suppressed with great difficulty.Will grow up to be a boxer or die trying. Promise Starr: Don't get your hopes up.Sounds like a phrase that never quite got finished. Promised our what?Allias: But what's his REAL name?My guess is Elias. Despite the L augmentation and the A replacement therapy, all he really wants to be is Elias.As usual, I can't stomach them except through a RoxStar filter. ;)Array
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Thanks for the laughs :):)
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