[Opinions] Re: Need help with the name London + Random BA's
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
I'm on fan of London, but off the top of my head:
London Iris
London Suzette
London Rachel
London Veronica
Beau Sumner: Sounds like one of Rhett Butler's male friends.
Holland Emma: *grinds teeth, throws chair* People, quit co-opting my last name to use on your baby!
Indy Marie: Oooh, so Indie! She'll get her belly pierced and wear little low-rise capri jeans just like everybody else!
Pippa Rae: I have always hated the "name" Pippa. It sounds so insufferably poncey and Bitish-upper-class/Sloan-Rangers. Also it sounds like a hiccup. Pippa Rae manages to also sound redneck.
Sloan Ellen: Spoke too soon aboiut Sloan Rangers, didn't I? Ellen is so pretty it deserves to be the fn.
Valkarie: Obviously they are lacking in basic facts: 1. that the word they want is Valkyrie. 2. That Valkyrie is a synonym for a sexy, buxom woman.
Bishop Earl Lee: ... And his Get Down Gospel Jubilee!
Mason Edge: Oh, how edgy. One of five Masons in his Montessori cplay group.
Manaco Aidan: The ritzy French island meets the I-wish-I-was-Irish-like-everybody-else.
Rusty Wyatt: Who is named Rusty?! (Actually, last time I was at the vet's, somebody was called back to the exam room. They call the pet's name: "Rusty Jenkins!") Seriously this name sounds like Rusty Wire.
Spike Malcolm: I'm all for black pride, but it doesn't have to sound like you're doing something mean to Malcolm involving a sharp stick.
Fairy: Let me guess, the girl who wants to use this is 13 years old, types in all-caps netspeak with glittery letters, and is obsessed with princesses. And has never heard that a fairy is an effeminate gay male.
Wilco: And his brother Roger.
Barry-Cooper Justice and Shoshana-Sky Freedom: The first just looks trendy, though Barry is nice. The second for some reason makes me think of an elite secret Israeli paratrooper division.
Sunshine and Grace: More pre-painkiller-wearoff names.
Scout and Piper: People, these are first and foremost names of airplanes! In fact I do believe there is a Piper Scout. I know there's a Piper Cherokee and a Piper Cub. (Now that I wrote that, some numbwit is going to think those make cute combos.) Second of all, they're dog names.
Mai David: NO, MY David!
Mighty Joseph: He'll be five foot three with crossed eyes, bad allergies and will always be the one the boys slap on the butt with a wet towel.
Pantera Elizabeth: *jaw drops* No, they didn't. They DID NOT! They did not just do that! *rubs eyes, rubs ears, clamps mouth in order not to spit or vomit* I gtuess they thought tacking Elizabeth on there would make her less of a Cowboy From Hell. Jesus.
Phoenix Ski: I really don't think you can ski in Phoenix. You sure can't this time of year.
Shalow: This is a case where the name very definitely says more about the parents than the bearer.
Suri Suzanne: Sorry Suzanne.
Dammit, now I can't get the awful song "Walk" out of my mind. My husband really likes it, but I haven't heard it in a long time, and now it's back in there again! Not to mention that he calls Panera (the restaurant) Pantera just for fun. Aarrrghh!
London Iris
London Suzette
London Rachel
London Veronica
Beau Sumner: Sounds like one of Rhett Butler's male friends.
Holland Emma: *grinds teeth, throws chair* People, quit co-opting my last name to use on your baby!
Indy Marie: Oooh, so Indie! She'll get her belly pierced and wear little low-rise capri jeans just like everybody else!
Pippa Rae: I have always hated the "name" Pippa. It sounds so insufferably poncey and Bitish-upper-class/Sloan-Rangers. Also it sounds like a hiccup. Pippa Rae manages to also sound redneck.
Sloan Ellen: Spoke too soon aboiut Sloan Rangers, didn't I? Ellen is so pretty it deserves to be the fn.
Valkarie: Obviously they are lacking in basic facts: 1. that the word they want is Valkyrie. 2. That Valkyrie is a synonym for a sexy, buxom woman.
Bishop Earl Lee: ... And his Get Down Gospel Jubilee!
Mason Edge: Oh, how edgy. One of five Masons in his Montessori cplay group.
Manaco Aidan: The ritzy French island meets the I-wish-I-was-Irish-like-everybody-else.
Rusty Wyatt: Who is named Rusty?! (Actually, last time I was at the vet's, somebody was called back to the exam room. They call the pet's name: "Rusty Jenkins!") Seriously this name sounds like Rusty Wire.
Spike Malcolm: I'm all for black pride, but it doesn't have to sound like you're doing something mean to Malcolm involving a sharp stick.
Fairy: Let me guess, the girl who wants to use this is 13 years old, types in all-caps netspeak with glittery letters, and is obsessed with princesses. And has never heard that a fairy is an effeminate gay male.
Wilco: And his brother Roger.
Barry-Cooper Justice and Shoshana-Sky Freedom: The first just looks trendy, though Barry is nice. The second for some reason makes me think of an elite secret Israeli paratrooper division.
Sunshine and Grace: More pre-painkiller-wearoff names.
Scout and Piper: People, these are first and foremost names of airplanes! In fact I do believe there is a Piper Scout. I know there's a Piper Cherokee and a Piper Cub. (Now that I wrote that, some numbwit is going to think those make cute combos.) Second of all, they're dog names.
Mai David: NO, MY David!
Mighty Joseph: He'll be five foot three with crossed eyes, bad allergies and will always be the one the boys slap on the butt with a wet towel.
Pantera Elizabeth: *jaw drops* No, they didn't. They DID NOT! They did not just do that! *rubs eyes, rubs ears, clamps mouth in order not to spit or vomit* I gtuess they thought tacking Elizabeth on there would make her less of a Cowboy From Hell. Jesus.
Phoenix Ski: I really don't think you can ski in Phoenix. You sure can't this time of year.
Shalow: This is a case where the name very definitely says more about the parents than the bearer.
Suri Suzanne: Sorry Suzanne.
Dammit, now I can't get the awful song "Walk" out of my mind. My husband really likes it, but I haven't heard it in a long time, and now it's back in there again! Not to mention that he calls Panera (the restaurant) Pantera just for fun. Aarrrghh!
This message was edited 7/9/2007, 3:16 PM
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oh I LOVE London Iris thanks! :)