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This is my daughter, Shanna Kathryn (rhymes with Hannah):

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You say: Hi Shanna! You have beautiful name.
You think: Very nice combo. I actually like Shanna very much.

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This is my son, Grady John:

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You say: Hello, Grady.
You think: Grady is nmsaa and John is so boring.

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This is my daughter, Tobin May:

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You say: Hi, Tobin. May I call you Toby?
You think: Her parents must have wanted boy so badly. May is OK, though.

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This is my son, Eamon David:

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You say: Hello. Do you have a nickname?
You think: I hate Eamon as much as I like David.

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This is my daughter, Keegan Lynn:

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You say: Hi, Keegan.
You think: Another poor girl with a trendy boy's name. Lynn is nice anyway, and I guess the combo is OK.

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This is my son, Caleb Jackson, we call him "Cale" or "CJ"

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You say: Hey, CJ!
You think: And that's the only name I'm ever gonna call him. I hate Caleb and Jackson only reminds me of Michael Jackson.

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This is my daughter, Rebecca Lynn, we call her Becky Lynn:

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You say: Hello, Becky Lynn!
You think: Well thank God you're not calling her Rebecca. Combo is pretty.

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This is my son, Schuyler Damien:

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You say: Mind if I call you Damien?
You think: Damien is wonderful name. I can't understand why everyone are so suddenly in love with Schuyler. It's plain ugly.