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I like:

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Elizabeth (Elisabeth or Elspeth)
Ann (Anne)
Emerald
Jade
Holland (Holly)
Sky (Skye)
Pearl
Renae
September
Haylee (Hayley)
Skyla (Skylar)
Rose
Evelyn
Cheyenne

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Isaiah
Joseph
Briley (Brylie, f)
James
Riley (Reilly)
Phoenix Jacob

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I like:

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Emerald Josephine
Journey
Ruth
Donna
Sky (for a boy)
Raine
Poppy
Mae
Robin Anne
Windy Rae
Dylan (for a boy)
Michelle
Ireland

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David
Joseph
James Edward
Michael
Cannon Riley
Dustin
Lee
Cole
Jonathan
Phoenix (for a girl)
Henry
Sidney Francis

Blayne Elizabeth: spelling it with a y doesn't make it any more feminine.

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Bradylin Angel: The surviving one is in danger of falling ill due to lin overdose and a bad case of the ugly-name-stick.

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Cyan Noel: I'm dreaming of a blue Christmas... Well, ast least she wasn't named Cyan Nide.

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Daytona Lynn: I can just picture her at Bike Week flashing her implants for all to see and then suing when she finds it posted online.

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Epiphany Jade: Epiphany just makes a funny sound.

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Gyinigowa Julius: Sounds like an exotic fruit drink, like an Orange Julius.

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Harper Alaya: Harper'll lay ya!

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Horizon Lynn: AKA Whore-Risin' Lynn.

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Journey Alexis: Journey in a Lexus.

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Journey Gracie Blossom: The travelling cows.

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Kenzington Ruth: What kind of WASP wannabe name is Kenzington?

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Kipree Donna: Salted fish? Capri pants?

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Krimzon Sky: They're famous for slaughting live chipmunks onstage at their shows.

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Paisley Pearl: The scarves come in Tawny Tiger, Lily Lavender and Paisley Pearl.

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Parish Ara: That's like naming somebody Diocese or County.

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Payley Ann: Pay Leeanne. Palely Ann.

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Phenyx Raine: I see Phoenix Raine pretty often in various forms. This is the worst yet.

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Precious Kade: You'd think somebody saddled with Memorie would know better, wouldn't you?

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Princeliyn Lee: Because Princess just wasn't sparkleigh enough.

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Pyztal Robin Anne Robin Anne is adorable and such a nice change of pace. But what the hell is Pyztal? Pistol? Piss-tall?

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Rynn Renae: Mom's a stutterer.

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Saylor Maren: I'm Popeye the Saylor Maren, I live in a Garbage Karen.

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September Faith: Gag me with a runcible spoon.

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Skyla Heaven: And gag me this time with a silver baby spoon.

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Whisper Jalan Rose: You can buy this perfume at the drugstore. It costs $4.50 a bottle and is guaranteed to empty a room in three seconds flat.

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Windy Rae: She's full of hot air. Which explodes when she's mistakenly called Wendy one too many times.

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Zavyr Kay: Reminds me of Flavor Flav.

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Zay'nab Mohammed: The spelling of that first name, reminiscent of crackers, makes me doubt these people are actually Muslims.

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I like:

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GIRLS
Naomi
Elizabeth
Josephine
Poppy
Maren
Faith
Sequoya (guilty pleasure, but for a boy)
Ireland

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BOYS

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Matthew
David
James
Riley
Cole
Mackenzie (only on a boy)

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My God, where do these poor children live? And what is with the name Holland? Hope Germany is not next!

I like:
Elizabeth
Agnes
Henrietta
Poppy Maureen
Mae Liliana
Anne
Josephine
Maren
Evelyn
Isaiah
Lewis
August
Edward
Henry
Paul
Francis

I'd Use

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I put my own spellings.

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GIRLS
Anne
Elisabeth
Agnes
Gail
Noelle
Emerald - maybe
Blossom
Sky
Pearl
Rain
Poppy
Prairie - maybe
September
Faith
Heaven
Rose
Echo
Meadow
Savannah
Story
Eden
Marie
August
Briar
Denver
Tuesday
Monday
Canyon
Phoenix

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BOYS
Brooklyn
Journey
Crimson
Paris
Rain
Sequoia - maybe
Sky
Sage
Story
Addison
Aspen
Eden
Brier
Michael
Cheyenne
Norman
Jazz - maybe
Canyon
Lazarus - maybe
Mackenzie
Job
Phineas - maybe
Jacob
Phoenix
Sailor
Sidney
James
David