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[Opinions] I am totally disgusted and disheartened
Culture Freedom: "Honey, will you help me out? Culture just crapped in the bathtub again!" What is he, anyhow? A cheesy eighties-style disco band.?Angel Blue: That's going to work really well on a young man. Especially when he hears about Blue Angels at air shows.Nebraska: "Sheriff, when you put me in the electric chair, make sure my baby's sitting on my lap." Sorry, but the Springsteen song is running in my head.Omega Shabaze: Hip-hop act?Tyke Nithenyel: Tyke will look so good ona grown up man. Why could they not have spelled Nathaniel right?Chase Lauren: Sounds like a transsexual nude model.Atlas: Shrugged.Wilder Blue: He's shown in some pics with Chase Lauren.Evan Math: Math sucks, says Jimmy Buffett.River Drake: Well, at least it wasn't River Duck.Memphis Bronc: Just got inducted into the Grand Ole Opry.Trinnety James: Bad enough that Trinity is solidly a female name. Worse they spelled it wrong.Ethan Reneagde: Shot down by US Marshals at his fortified compound in Militia Hills, Montana.Tenessee Eugene Lee: Somebody sure loves the ee sound. Why not Tennessee Ernie Ford instead?Bronx Cole: Bronx cheer to follow.Legend Nicore: The legend of Nicole who was really a boy but nobody could get his mn right.Seven Solae: My uncle won $40000 at the Seven Solae Casino Hotel in Vegas.Acie Blaze: Your ass is blazing.Thailyn Earli: Never too Earli for people to learn geography and spelling.Porsche: Do you know how totally trashy that is?O'mya Isysis Nicole: Oh'mya yourself, you stuttering fool!Night ANn: Good night, Night. Night-night, Night.Serendipity: What did Serendipity do?Blessin' Inell: Now the random colloquialisms.Miracle Love: The holistic alternative to Viagra.Mirikle Unique: One of five Miracles in her day care. She's Mirikle-spelled-funny.Sunshine Rae: The gloomiest girl in town.Tulip: Tiptoe through the tulips.Avery Bartlett: They wanted a law firm.Daniel Delilah: So maybe she can go into lions' dens and cut their manes for them.Fayll Wynter, Spryng: Parynts ayre stupyd and obvyously faylled spellyng.Halloran Marie: Remember Scatman Crothers's character in "The Shining?"Ayomide Amarie: I know Ayomide is a legit name in a foreign language, but it sure looks like a cleaning solvent.Taedem Jauymes:: I am getting sick to f***ing death of seeing Jaymes stuck onto tryndee little princesses.Tru Serenity: I go there to get a massage a facial once a week.Raven Nirvana: Rave in Nirvana! Techno, glo-sticks, and plenty of ecstasy!Lakota: Last name O'Houlihan. Never met an actual Indian. Never been farther west than Detroit and no farther south than Philly.Princess Hannah: We know a terribly bratty, pouty, badly overindulged girl named Hannah and we do in fact call her Princess Hannah. When we don't call her Hellcat Hannah. Behind her back of course.Alaska: Does she like having that name? Dunno, Alaska for you.Holiday: "Hi, this is John Smith, is Holiday in?"Ahj'nesty: This is the most dishonest name.Panikee: As in panicky.Carlson: I hope this is a boy but something tells me it isn't.Sdynasty Champagne: What's that random s doing there? Doesn't matter because Dynasty Champagne is totally trashy.Rummie: ANd her brother Pokerr? Sister Heartz?Daquiri: If you're going to name her after what you were drunk on when you conceived/delivered/named her, at least spell it right.Nowel Lain: Now, well lain.Grady Monroe: Got bought out by Avery Bartlett in a very hostile takeover.Lee Lan Rae Ann: *begins doing Shirley Ellis's "The Name Game* Bananafanafofana...Getzemani: It took me a minute to figure this is supposed to be Gethsemane. Jesus is going to get you.nathanial James: I want to shoot this family.Cole Cibotti: It's a great new bread at Panera.Seachel: Does she sell seashells by the seashore?Zooey Faith Charisma: She has faith and charisma, but smells like the zoo.Lily Love: Another porn star name.Trinity Tea: Church ladies' tea party.Elegance Gail Landis: Automatically cancels any elegance her family may have had.Ravyn Xander Dawn Ann: Just use Dawn. Or Ann.Roxy May: Has her shorts hiked to show half her butt, six-inch heels and a six-foot hairdo.Lexus: See Porsche.Whitebutterfly: She had damn well better be an actual Indian.Jeredmy: Parents were stuck on Jared or Jeremy but never considered she'd be female.Sylver: Tacky.
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My HeroI said N/T buddy.
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