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I'm so happy to see Brighton. though I really hate to see it mispelled. I particularly hate the TYN instead of TON spellings on alot of these names. if I were to substitute for some odd reason I'd have to go with TEN.

Lesson 1: Misspelling a name doesn't make it feminine!

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GIRL COMBOS

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Austynn, Austyn, Austen - Changing the spelling doesn't make it a girls name...
Anal - If the parents are native English speakers, they ought to go to prison for child abuse.
Brightyn Joy - Yeah, bright joy, but still a boys name
Brinkley Markelle - What's Brinkley doing here all of a sudden, and twice no less.
Brohdi Berlyn - lurn to spehl
Cale R - some serious lak of creativity going on here...
Chantilly Grace - yes, graceful whipped cream... Just because a French word sounds nice, doesn't mean it's a name!
Coliopi Sue - Someone had trouble spelling Calliope..
Dallas Dakota Ann - Thanks for the Ann, now we know it's a girl...
Destri Nikiah - uhm yeah..
Dymin Kai - I'm guessing they wanted a boy named Damon Kai?
Elliette Lisa - Female Elliott anyone?
Ember Eve - only glows at night....
Emmry Lynn - I llike doubble consonannts cann you tell?
Ashur Diane - groans, I guess that I wasn't far of a couple of days ago when I posted that maybe all names in the future will be unisex...
Asher Tait - This is soo feminine :S
Sapphira Eve - nice
Hinkley Drew - ugh
Hayden Ann - yeah, it's overused on boys already, so why not name your daughter this...
Lane Patrice - Lane sounds too much like Lame to me

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oh wow...

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this time i'm not picking the ones i like, rather just commenting on the bad ones..

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baby girl named Anal: absolutely beautiful child but oh my gosh! that is possibly the worst one i've heard in a while... next there will be babies named Doggie Style, Wheelbarrow and Missionary if we are starting to use conception techniques as names!!

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Luscious Bleu -poor baby, at least a nn along the lines of Lucy is there for her to fall back on!

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Malibu Anne -Malibu Barbie's plastic friend..

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Lundyn Anella Ahi Ahi Lani -wat the hell is this? i'm lost for words..

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Stiletto Heaven -when she is old enough to buy and wear stilletto's i hope she boots her parents in the head with one!!

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Captain Jack -last name Sparrow??

Here are my knee-jerk reactions: they may have netspeak, caps, or slightly offensive ideas:

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Boring and tacky
LMAO ANAL!!!! LMAO LMAO LMAO ANAL!!!!!! ...They probably were typing "Analise" or something and got distracted. Still, Oh my god

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Brightyn lmao
Brinkley, how stupid.
Two Brinkley's! What?

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Berlyn?!

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Dallas Dakota Ann? How odd
So many Eden's. God I hate Eden.
Elliette is kind of pretty. i wonder if they are honoring an Eli
Emmry Lynn LOL
Ashur LOL
Asher Tait? That is such a boy name

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Ooh Sapphira Eve, that's lovely.

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HINKLEY?! LOLOL

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Joy Nadine is cool.

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Patrice, you don't see that a lot.

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Malibu Ann LOL

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Hey, McCall, like my friend McCall

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LOL MERRY as a given name. Lol.

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Nautica Ann LOLZ
Oakley Ann LOLZ I love Ann as a middle name because the first name always looks like an adjective.

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Ew why all the Oakley's.

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Ew why all the Paisley's! What!

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Rayne Ann. Hm that is really really bad flow.

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Rose Holly is nice. Kind of wordy.

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Silver's parents probably thought Maurice was feminine like Janine thought Augustine was feminine...shame!

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Swazie? Like, Patrick?

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TEA? Oh. Right. The name that's like Thea. I thought it was like, you know, cuppa tea.

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Tylor Kenedee is BAD

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Oh look, Lilith.

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worse and worse

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Anal: I can only hold out a dim hope that they're foreigners who pronounce this differently than you'd first think. And that they don't stay here long, for little Anal's sake.

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Brightyn Joy: She is always complaining and whining.

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Chantilly Grace: Because Lace was just too uncool.

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Coliopi Sue: They probably really can't spell calliope. Coliopi looks like some weird sea creature. Probably one that stings.

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Dallas Dakota Ann: Many Americans can't find between Texas and the North Dakota ona map because in the Iraq...

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Hinkley Drew: "Hinkley drew a bead on Regan and fired, hitting his target..."

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Joy Nadine: This is nice.

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Luscious Bleu: I think I got her at Rita's Italian Ice last summer. Or else I saw her in a porno magazine on the top shelf at the store.

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Merry Denise: She always wears a frown.

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Rose Holly: Both names are very pretty, but together they're just a bit too prickly.

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Silver Maurice: New French luxury car?

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Swazie Jade: Sounds like the beginning of a silly rhyme.

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Willow Vail: A new subdivision?

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Ellery Starr: Destined to be called Celery at least ten times.

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Tylor Kenedee: They'd've named it the exact same thing if he was a boy.

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Acelyen Divine: Acetylene Divine.

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Kensington Adelaide: Visit Australia much?

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Dewie Kate: Do we, Kate? I dunno. Sounds like Kate is sweaty.

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Boston Faith: Some new sitcom about hijinks ina Boston monastery.

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Wraylee Ann: It's wraylee wraylee Ann!

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Prairie Oviatt: I'm afraid to ask... what's an oviatt?

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Trystin: See all them hookers and their fancy men trystin' and trickin' in the parking lot.

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Timber Pleasance: She loves wood.. tempt me not!

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Stiletto Heaven: If this is not a whore's name I don't know what is.

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Clover: Valerie has a little stuffed cow named Clover.

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Satynn Paisley: Very tacky upholstery.

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Haizlei Jaide: Brought to you by the letter I.

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Tawny Laura: She works the parking lots with Stiletto Heaven. They call her that because they work with another Laura who has black hair.

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I like;

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Noel (prefer Noelle)
Amethyst
Claire
Amylia (spelt Amelia)
Ann (spelt Anne)
Lily (spelt Lilly)
Eve
Jade
Willow
October (prefer Octavia)

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Jewel (f)
Skylin (prefer Skye, f)
Ryan
Phoenix
Grant
Scott
Tiger (nn for Tigerlily, f)
Seth

I couldn't resist.... :b

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Some comments:
Aeris - Too similar to "Heiress" for me
Agnes Lillianne - sweet
Aniston Claire - Wow, how obsessed do you have to be with Jennifer Aniston to name your child this?
Aspen Sage - Sounds like an air freshener...btw, TOO many Aspens!
Austynn Amylia - That's rydyculys...plus, 3 female Austins! :(
Anal - That's a gorgeous baby but I REALLY hope that's a typo somehow or it's an ethic name (I know Anas is an male Indian name). Maybe she'll be called Ana?
Brinkley Jo, Brinkley Markelle - Two Brinkleys?! Obsessed with Christie or David?
Bristol - As in Bristol Creme or Bristol, Myers, & Squibb? :-/
Chantilly Grace - D'oh!
Coliopi Sue - Sounds like a Spaghetti Western character
Dallas Dakota Ann - Make up your mind already
Dymin - That's one kre8tyv spelling I haven't seen before, and could've lived without.
Elliette - Another new & exciting concoction *rolls eyes*
Ashur, Asher - These are girls, right? :(
Sapphira Eve - nice
Hinkley Drew - 1) Very masculine, 2) I think of this guy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hinckley
Joy Nadine - nice
Learsi Pricila - ?
Luscious Bleu - Bleu makes me think of cheese, and Luscious is just cheesy. BTW, I had a male boss named Lucious once (sounds like Lucius) and mail often came address to Ms. Lucious/Luscious Lastname, and people asked for Ms. Luscious Lastname on the phone. :b He wasn't amused.

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I like:

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Aeris
Hope
Claire
Aspen Marie
Jean
Joy
Eden Lily
Amara
Ember Eve
Lane Patrice
Anne
Merry (nn for Meredith etc)
Florence
Aurora
Rayne Ann
Holly
Joan
Willow
Kathleen
Lilith
Sicily
Isis
Mercy
Anna
October
Indie Rae

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Emerson John
Dean
Christopher
Tristan
Phoenix (for a girl)
Rio Grant
Steven
Chamberlain Reid
Scott
Avery
Chase
Damian
Dane
Reed
Lee
Jack
Shane
Cannon
James
George
Wesley
Noah
Jay
Tyler

I like:
GIRL
Noel
Eden Sophia
Isis Rose
Elizabeth

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BOYS
Seth
Jack
Xavier
Ryan
David
Harper

I'd Use

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GIRL
Agnes
Amethyst
Hope- mn
Joy - mn
Grace - mn
Kai
Eden - mn
Lily - part of fn
Elliette - Elliott
Eve - mn
Asher
Sapphira - mn
Hayden
Jewell - Jewel, fn or mn
Rayne - Rain, fn or mn
Rose - part of fn
Silver
Starr - Star, part of mn and fn
Ann Marie - Anne Marie
London
Faith - mn
Mercy - mn
Prairie
Elizabeth - Elisabeth, mn
Heaven - mn
Fern - part of fn
October
Liberty
Ace
Fisher
August
Phoenix
Ryver - River
Tiger nn for Tigerlily
Fox
Bentley Adam
Canyon
Forrest - Forest
Coy - Koi
Race

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BOY
Noel - mn
Aspen
Sage
Dakota
Eden
Elliette - Elliott, mn
Asher - mn
Paisley
Rayne - Rain
Jade
London

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Anal?

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Are they serious?

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All I have to say is this poor, poor child.