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[Opinions] Re: Random BA's: States, Cars and Occupations
Blazer: And sibs Sweater and Jacket.Celebrity: A stripper might choose this one.Coupe: It doesn't even sound nice.Durango: I can see a cowboy using this for himself but that's all.Dynasty: See Celebrity. Also Die Nasty.Legacy: A legacy is something you leave after you're dead.Malibu: See Celebrity.Neon: Cartoonish.Shadow: Good pet name.Shadowwolf: "Looka-me, I'm playing Indian/spies/superheroes!"Sprint: And sibs PCI, Motorola, Verizon and Cingular.Stealth: Hired assassin name.Ranger and Raider: Good doggies!Mystique: Any boy would kill to be called Mystique. A name that sounds like ladies' deodorant.Bronco: See Durango. There was a famous football player named Bronko Nagursky, but he was really Bronislaw.Caliber: Potency jokes coming up.Civic: Come on.Commander: Bossiest brat in town.Dodge: Get the hell outta Dodge!AAide: Called AIDS.Artistic: I'll bet you serious money some poor kid somewhere is going to be named Autistic. It's just one letter off, you know.Artists: Pointlesses.Attorney, Lawyer: Everybody loves lawyers, right?Author: Called Arthur all his life. His parents probably call arthritis authoritis.Brewer: Smells like a beer factory.Butcher: Should fit right in with Shooter, Cutter, Basher, Ripper and Sniper.Butler: Basically it's a servant.Corporal: Punishment. For these parents. Please!General: Yeah, right.Doctor: People who raise doctors do not usually feel the need to name the kid Doctor.Guitarist: This is getting so stupidly random.Jockey: Yay! Underwear and undersized adult men riding horses while wearing funny outfits!Judge: Judge not.Priest: There, no grandchildren for you!Sheriff: I shot the sheriff.Spyncer: I know somebody who pronounces the name Spencer like this.Spy: Why not Harriet?Wrangler: How about if I name a couple kids stuff liek Farmhand, Plumber or Flagman?Hawaii Rockale: The new Hawaiian microbrew!Nebraska: When is the last time you heard of Nebraska being a place that people rhapsodized about? When's the last time a song or movie was made glorifying it? (No, Bruce Springsteen's "Nebraska" was not complimentary."
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