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Help[Opinions] I am now in a new line of work...
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
Angel-Love: Now that I see how profitable a high-priced call girl ring can be, I'm starting up my own. It's calledStarla's Angels, and for $1000 per hour, minimum two hours, plus travel and expenses, any of my Angels or Love can be yours! I'll introduce them as they arrive, so allow me to first present to you... ANgel-Love!
Emerald Jean: Formerly Mr. Green Jeans, until he had his sex-change operation.
Dakota Cheyanne: *grinds teeth, closes eyes, counts ten*
Barkley Lauren: Thank god for Lauren! Barkley is the dog on Sesame Street, and I've met several dogs named this.
Persephony Leslie: say that three times fast and get your tongue in a knot.
Shaidy: She's a shady lady, so I didn't hire her.
Trendal: They'll be using Grendel next...
Exoreal: So she used to be oreal? What's oreal?
Da-Vyne: Introducing the tall redheaded firecracker from Starla's Angels!
Denyce Mellyta: Why did the first thing to cross my mind have to be Diabetes Mellitus?
Kuryn: If you put it on sunburn and skin eruptions, it makes them go away!
Twyla Joelle: She's the Starla's Angels resident Cowgirl. Yee-haw!
Summer Breeze: Great car air freshener.
Bisco: Makers of famous Red Pepper Soup Crackers and Bacon Butter Crisps.
Trask: A bit too close to trash.
Taser Tuff: I hired him as a driver and bodyguard for my escort service. You don't mess with Double T.
LaKeyleon Demetraius and Marvi'Ounce Dakarre': more fun with spilled Scrabble tiles!
Superb: voted Least Likely to Make an Impression.
Stone Hendrix: Yeah... I think Hendrix was occasionally stoned.
Triton Gage: Another enrollee at the Ted Nugent Academy of Masculine Charm and Grace! He pays a handy commission for each new pupil I send.
Chase Bliss: Hmmm... Maybe I can hire a few handsome young male Angels. Chase Bliss is perfect!
Emerald Jean: Formerly Mr. Green Jeans, until he had his sex-change operation.
Dakota Cheyanne: *grinds teeth, closes eyes, counts ten*
Barkley Lauren: Thank god for Lauren! Barkley is the dog on Sesame Street, and I've met several dogs named this.
Persephony Leslie: say that three times fast and get your tongue in a knot.
Shaidy: She's a shady lady, so I didn't hire her.
Trendal: They'll be using Grendel next...
Exoreal: So she used to be oreal? What's oreal?
Da-Vyne: Introducing the tall redheaded firecracker from Starla's Angels!
Denyce Mellyta: Why did the first thing to cross my mind have to be Diabetes Mellitus?
Kuryn: If you put it on sunburn and skin eruptions, it makes them go away!
Twyla Joelle: She's the Starla's Angels resident Cowgirl. Yee-haw!
Summer Breeze: Great car air freshener.
Bisco: Makers of famous Red Pepper Soup Crackers and Bacon Butter Crisps.
Trask: A bit too close to trash.
Taser Tuff: I hired him as a driver and bodyguard for my escort service. You don't mess with Double T.
LaKeyleon Demetraius and Marvi'Ounce Dakarre': more fun with spilled Scrabble tiles!
Superb: voted Least Likely to Make an Impression.
Stone Hendrix: Yeah... I think Hendrix was occasionally stoned.
Triton Gage: Another enrollee at the Ted Nugent Academy of Masculine Charm and Grace! He pays a handy commission for each new pupil I send.
Chase Bliss: Hmmm... Maybe I can hire a few handsome young male Angels. Chase Bliss is perfect!
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