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lol at Zephyr! When my mum was pregnant with me she teased my Grandma that she was going to name me Zephyr if I was a boy (coz my dad's name's Mark...mark 2 zephyr..geddit? lol my mum thinks she's really funny!). Then they found out I was a girl and my Grandma was relieved coz they wouldn't be able to call Zephyr...so my mum told her they were calling me Zodiac :-P Being a Brooke, I think Brooquelyn is a pretty awful concoction. I am very very glad my parents were not kreaytif types!

I like:
GIRLS
Meadow Katharine
Marie - as a fn only
Rain
Sage - prefer on a boy
Raine
Mae - only as a fn
Jude Isabel

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BOYS
Phineas William
Rogan
Asher
Malachi Enoch
Jack
Merrick Liam - I really like this combo!
John
Orion

Ones I like or find interesting...

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Meadow Lee
Sioux Ella
Rain*
Sage*
Bliss*
Jude Isabel
Dorian Sky*
Taina
Joy*

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Isaiah*
Brandon
Emerson Isaiah*
Malachi*
Roland
Romeo
Zion*
Orion Christopher
Zen Sky

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Tristan Leigh*
Hunter
Micah - only on a boy though!

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I like:

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Zephyr Rose
Langley Rose
Kansas
Moon
Harley
Montana Dale
Nova Angeline
Page
Brooquelyn- Brooklyn (m)
Island
Arylan
Austin
Cherry
Pippi
Brezlyn- Breslyn
Paisley
Journey

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Creeden
Caius
Montana
Emerson
Pryce- Price (g)
Malachi
Briar
Merrick
Easton
Ransome- Ransom
Roman
Arden

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Tristan- male
Hunter
Dakota

Pudgie? PUDGIE?! *goggles*

Zephyr Rose - Wow. It's like you cover up diarrhea with the sweet smell of Rose.

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Kennedy Michael - Is it a boy? A girl? A transvestite!
Sioux Ella - Sioux City Sue.
Remington Vedder - Ahh... the crazy celebrity side of mediocre 80s TV.
Nevaeh Angel - Strip much?
Sunny Jolee - 'Cuz we love Angelina so much
Halo Sunrise - This angel is the devil in disguise.
Kansas Lynn - Ohio Marie
Serenity Rain - Crappy car air freshener
Bliss Rene - Because her birth was so heavenly masculine.
Harley Pudgie-Marie - FATTY? Wow.
Sugar-Magnolia Sunshine - Vegan hippie.
Montana Dale - Oregon John
Nova Angeline - PBS really killed a somewhat promising name.
Nova Lynn - And now they've filled it with garbage.
Jetta John Marjorie - It's a guy. It's a girl. It's a car. This name accomplishes so much in 6 brief syllables.
Brooquelyn Aliese - It looks like someone added Brooke + Lynn. Equals Brooklyn. Then they sat on it. And added some sugar to top it off. And now the kid will cry for 96 years.
Topeaka Boo - BOO! She'll scare the kids with her name. In more ways than one.
Jude Isabel - Another transvestite. Maybe this one can get a job in a John Waters movie?

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aarrrrgghhh! My eyes!

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Zephyr Rose: It's good to spray in your bathroom when you've had Uncle Art over for bean soup.

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Kennedy Michael: If I remember, Michael kennedy screwed his teenage babysitter and died after he skied into a tree.

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Sioux Ella: As if Sue Ella wasn't redneck enough...

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Remington Vedder: Whiny rock star blows own brains out.

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Nevaeh Angel: From the Dead and Unclaimed Basby files.

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Halo Sunrise: Because Good Morning Starshine was too long.

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Serenity Rain: One of those ion-generating air purifiers?

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Sage Moon: The ONLY redeeming factor at work here is they didn't do a Stallone and add blood onto Moon. Sage Moonblood sounds like menstraul blood.

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Harley Pudgie-Marie: Why don't they just go ahead and call her Fatty?

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Sugar-Magnolia Sunshine: *retches loudlya nd wetly*

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Germania Berlyn: You are not Berliners. You are jelly doughnuts. That somebody sat on.

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Jetta John Marjorie: A man and woman ina Volkswagen.

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Brooquelyn: Oh they thought they were being so daring!

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Topeaka Boo: 1. Topeak. Bad. 2. Peekaboo. Double bad.

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Pre'Shaus A'Merkile: You couldn't say Low-Class if you parked a giant pink flamingo int he front yard.

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Pennylane: Oh my god, they did it again!

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Pippi: I don't know about you, but I found Pippi Longstocking to be one of the most annoying, bratty storybook characters around.

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Rogan Owen: Rogaine.

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Compton: What's that smell? It's coming straight outta Compton.

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Lucky Reddy: Comes with filter tips and is available in menthol.

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Tuff Daniel: He didn't get any blue Froot Loops in his bowl so he cried all morning. How Tuff.

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Rocket: Good name for a dog.

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Chance Given: Chance Wasted.

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Jack Daniel: This is so lame.

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Memptis: *snickers* I know some people who talk like that. They are called ignorant by kind people.

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Roman Archer: And hsi brother Greek Warrior and sister French Courtesan?

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James Carter: I love Jimmy Carter too, but this is going a bit too far.

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Kamau Nevaeh John: Bet they won't ever call him John.

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Zen Sky: Hope the hospital tested him well for drugs.

Most of these are terrible, but...

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I guess I don't mind:

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GIRLS
Nova Angeline
Skye Olivia
Avonlea Mae
Coral Rose
Joy J.

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BOYS
Phineas William
Soren Alexander
Emerson Craig
Reegan Roland
Easton Orion
Roman Archer
James Carter
Orion Christopher

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Just curious - where are these BAs from?

GIRLS
Meadow Katharine (Meadow is a big GP of mine)
Rose
Marie
August (for a boy)
Nova Angeline
Elizabeth
Olivia
Jude (BOY ONLY)
Isabel
Dorian (GP)
Island (Cool sound but would never ever use it. GP only.)
Verona
Coral

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BOYS
Soren Alexander
Malachi Enoch
Briar (for a girl)
Orion
Roman
Romeo
Christopher

I'D USE [as FN only, I didn't put what I'd use for MN]:
GIRLS
Zephyr - maybe
Michael
August
Rain
Jude
Island
Caius - maybe
Asher - maybe
Briar Rose
Easton

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BOYS
Shasta - maybe
Rain
Berlin
Brooklyn
Sky
Journey
Soren - maybe
Brier
Beckham
Romeo