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[Opinions] Re: Random BA's
Brieyn: Because Brianna just wasn't feminine enough.Jezebel: Just because a name was mentioned in the bible doesn't make it a good name. Especially when it has become a common noun, meaning "ball-buster."Ginger Trinh Quintin: Bin, Chin, Din, Fin, Skin, Sin...Wisteria Rose: Hysteria rose higher as the ladies from "Desperate Housewives all started squirting tryndee little designer babies that all looked alike.Meadow Rayne: From Bath and Bodyworks. The scents of fresh clover, wet grass and cow manure.Shy: And her sibs Bossy, Timid and Noisy.Cash'Mire: I'd love to be mired in cash.Topeka: Home to the lovely folks of Westboro Baptist. Drop in any time.Sedelee Hawkeye: First name: random collection of sounds. Second name: dumb even as a boy's name.Emerald Dawn: The after-effects of all that acid they dropped.Forever Leah P: Forever till she changes her name to Mary Anne Smith and moves away for good.Saphyra Ruby: Two jewel names together equals tacky. Doubly tacky if one jewel name is misspelled.Scout Jean: Got kicked out of the Brownies.Sony Quinn: Sony quinn, Electronics Woman.Crimson Justine: She sounds dangerous.Soleil Symone: Obsessed with eighties sitcom girls?Bryer Wade: Wading through all those briars is hard on the feet.Sully Kent: Kent had a really good reputation till they came and sullied it.Grayer Cole: Tis coal is too black, let's find a grayer kind.Eustace Wolfington: Does he carry a gold-headed cane and wear a monocle?Lucky Chance Dillon: Fastest gun in Tomstone till the Earp brothers got to him.Galileo Korbryn: Talk about a mismatch.Miracle Rose: The air freshener that lasts forever!Memphist: A famous boxer from Memphis?Happy: A lame name even for a dog.Tawnie: Classic hooker name.Husyn: The hussyMarvin: Nerdy guy with taped together glasses and pants hiked up to his armpits.Honey: She works the corner with Tawnie.Rebel Ann: All she does is fight.Ella Bleu: Copying from John Travolta is not cool.Serenity Dreams: The prettiest cemetery in town, or the scariest nursing home.Avalon Story: And her sib, Winnie-the-Pooh Book.Trinity: Bad enough on a girl.Trampus: Having "tramp" in one's name is bad. Very bad.Laker: Ends up a Bulls fan.Mikenzey: Because they can call him Mike and that will make his name so much more masculine.Shade: I recently learned that shade is an old but still-occasionally-used racial epithet.Kal'El: If you are still nuts about Superman, you are too young to breed.Adolph: That is going to cause trouble. I would wonder what was in the minds of parents who used this name and 1. didn't know there was a problem or 2. didn't care.Kincaid: Nicknamed Kinky.
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