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usually with these posts i'll scroll the list and if there is at least one stand out ridiculous name that i NEED to comment on, i'll copy and paste and read the entire list to scan for more...

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The one that caught my eye today when scrolling was Cactus. Wtf???

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Jersey -reminds me of Coyote Ugly. but i honestly wouldn't like to be named after a type of cow.
Azaria Jornye -Azaria is such a pretty name, but here in Australia it's so closely related to the Azaria Chamberlain thing, that it would be almost like an American calling their child JonBenet.
Karma Nicole -nice :) prefer Kama

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Obie William -lets hope Obie never becomes obese.
Jobe Thomas -i like Jobe. its a lovely name.
Truly Jewel -this sounds like a brand name.
Gaytona Giselle -ditto
Idea -lol. "i had an Idea today, at the hospital, it was "omg let's call our baby Idea", it was awesome"
Pear -lol
Cactus -lmfao!
Napoleon Danger -not another "danger is my middle name" its getting so old now.

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Beautiful Music -lol. i hope this kid turns out to be useless at instruments and totally tone deaf!
Transley Jade -oh wow! why not just go all the way and call her Trannie...
Iris Olivia -probably the nicest i've seen in this lot.
Leonidis Maximus -fantastic!!!! yay! a nice name. woohoo! lol
Bronco -i wonder if he'll ever move to Brisbane and play rugby for the Brisbane Broncos?

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Harrison Alexander, Sabrina Faye and Nora Grace [triplets] -not bad, but Alexander Harrison would have fitted in better with the girls names.

GIRLS
Bradlie Rianne -Its spelt Bradly and its a boys name
Trystyn Lee -a big trendy mess
River Breeze -too phrasey
Heaven Lee Rayne -I didn't know that rain could be heavenly
Berkleigh Reese -that lookd so ugly
Addicyn Saylor -ditto
Greenlee Claire -tritto
Jurnee Corin -for future referance, its spelt Journey
Cheriss Holly -is that suppose to say Cherise
Pearl Alice -this is in a 2008 birth annoucement?!
Treasure Denise -what a tacky name

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BOYS
Atticus Troy -LOVE it!!!!!!!!!!!
Stacy Shannon -alfully girly
Ace Lee -that sounds like a nickname
Scout Hardin Levi -see above
Bishop Alan -too religious
Cypress Jack -I like it as Cyprus

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GIRLS
Story Sloane -that sounds so stupid
Eden-Violet Shalom -I like Eden and Violet, but not together like that
Nevaeh Spring -so tacky
Truly Jewel -truly stupid
Gaytona Giselle -she's going to be made fun of alot
Maddox Makari -on a girl
Miracle Joy -give me a break
Grayson Taya -its bad enough on a boy
Idea -here's an idea. Name your kid something that is a name

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I swear, you han hardly tell the boys from the girls.

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Echo is nice, but a GIRLS NAME!

I like:

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Briley (spelt Brylie)
Elizabeth (prefer Elisabeth)
Alise (spelt Elise)
Renae
Holly
Pearl Rose
Anthony
Isaiah
Daniel
Scout (f)
Kai
Shiloh
Mae Catherine (prefer Catherine May)
June
Tristan (m)
Sophia
Tiger (prefer Tiger-Lily, f)
Jaycob (spelt Jacob)
Jaiyde (spelt Jade)
Ariel Jasmine (spelt Arielle)
Iris Olivia
Jane
Lily

Bradlie Rianne: They had Bradley Ryan all picked out, but never thought to consider they might have a girl. So they had to think fast.

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River Breeze: Named for a can of air-freshener they found at Big Lots.

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Ilynd: And they wonder why kids can't spell.

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Abby Peach: Random Fruit Names, exhibit 398.

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Nevada Rose: Is she a racehorse? A legal brothel? A stagecoach?

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Atticus Troy: They know nothing of ancient Greece.

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Athaniel: Will forever spend his life explaining that no, he isn't Nathaniel.

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Stacy Shannon: Sounds like they raided the Popular Names list for girls born in 1979.

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Scout Hardin Levi: Whoo-ee! Every perverted scoutmaster's fantasy.

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Cypress Jack: THe terror of the swamps!

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Turly Jewel: Makes me think of some silly Disney TV show called Truly Julie or something.

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Gaytona: Is this the alternative publication for Daytona Beach?

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June ELlen: Very pretty!

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Idea: She's real now, better get used to it.

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Wyatt: Why???

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Nature: Queen of packaged foods and plastic toys.

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Maroon: To abandon.

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Pear: Random Fruit Name Exhibit 411.

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Wedge Damion Exavier: Give hima wedgie, see if he can excavate it.

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Parker Buddy: Remember the My Buddy dolls from the eighties? What if Parker Brothers made them?

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Courtney Elon: That mn needs to go.

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Crew Porter: Set for work on the railroad?

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Napoleon Danger: At least it wasn't Napoleon Dynamite.

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Secret and Treasure: Do they have a brother called Booty?

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Beautiful Music: Oh please.

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Elvis: If you ain't male, and yo last name ain't Presley, you do not deserve this name.

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Jaiyde Diamond True: True-Leigh Tackii.

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Ariel Jasmine: Like Disney princesses much?

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Genesis Eden: Watch out for that snake!

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Transley Jade: Great name for a transvestite.

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Summers: She can make friends with Athaniel as they try to explain why letters were randomly added or knocked off their names.

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Serenity Angel: Another from those awful Pictures of Dead Babies sites?

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Silver Moon: They have country-line-dancing contests every Friday night.

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Leonidis Maximus: His fossils were found in Nebraska.

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Blitch: That's the worst one on here.

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Saoirse: Now the whole Irish population is laughing at them.

I like...

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GIRLS
Rhys (for a boy)
Siri Joelle
Pearl Alice (I like both names, but not together.)

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BOYS
Atticus
Ezra

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GIRLS
Antoinette
Mae Catherine

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BOYS
Jasper
August

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GIRLS
Sequoia
Willow
Iris
Jane

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BOYS
Adrian
Solomon Miles
Sterling
Echo (for a girl)
Nicodemus
Saoirse (also for a girl)

Mae is so refreshing as a first name! ♥

GIRLS
Finley Rhys - love the combo for a BOY
Heaven Lee Rayne - it's so not creative!
Siri Joelle - nice!
Nevada Rose - it's so not like me but I think it's a beautiful combo

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BOYS
Atticus Troy - Atticus is really growing on me but I don't like Troy
Dakota Sky - I love Sky for a boy but the combo is too girly imo
Ace Lee - like it a lot for some reason
Bishop Alan - I hate it. Bishop is a horrible name to give a child

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GIRLS
Story Sloane - what an extremely unattractive name
Presley Antoinette - nice combo
Gaytona Giselle - poor child
Grayson Taya - Greyson is not a girls name
June Ellen - I love it
Idea - yeah the had no idea what to name her
Nature - no!
Tristan Alexandria-Faye - great combo but hate Tristan for a girl
Emmersohn Noel - is it a girl, really?

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BOYS
Chace August - nice to see August but prefer it as a first name
Royal Henry - I hate Royal! Henry is lovely
Lyric Robert - like Lyric for a boy
Napoleon Danger - I like Napoleon but the middle name is ridiculous

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This message was edited 6/23/2008, 12:33 PM

sorry some of those are way out there even for me.

I LIKE:

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Elizabeth (fn only, I hate it as a mn)
Finley
Isa (nn for Isadora)
River Breeze (kind of pretty)
Azaria (prefer Azalea)
Siri
Renae (Rene, boy)
Iysis (Isis, unfortunately trashy =[)
Holly
Eden
Violet
Antoinette (GP cause of dear old Marie)
Catherine (prefer Katherine)
Kindle (fairly cute, actually)
Roan (boy)
Faye
Pear
Cactus
Willow
Summers (prefer just Summer)
Meadow
Louise
Iris
Jane
Lily

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William
Atticus
Ezra
Isaiah
Shannon (yay for being on a boy!)
Brian
Zion
Ryan
Exavier (Xavier)
Artemas (Artemis, girl. Why would they put this on a girl?)
Michaelangelo (this is really growing on me)
Alaska
Xavian
August
Henry
Orien (Orian)
Adrian
Maximus
Sterling (slightly prefer it on a girl)
Kenya
Nicodemus (too cool)
Saoirse (girl)
Alexander
Jack

This message was edited 6/23/2008, 12:24 PM

I'd Use

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GIRLS
Elisabeth
River
Heaven
Rain
Island
Ireland
Pearl
Alice
Rose
Treasure
Briar
Michael
Lake
Marie
Kai
Story
Violet
Shiloh
Antoinette
Spring
Joy
Liberty
Nature
Tiger
Berry
Bodhi
August
Orion
Music
True
Grace
Willow
Paris
Meadow
Iris
Anne
Silver
Moon
Ivory
Knox
Lily
Sabrina

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BOYS
Sidney
Sailor
Journey
London
Nevada
Ezra
Job
Dakota
Sky
Brier
Isaiah
Uriah
Cypress
Story
Shalom
Shiloh
Avery
Liberty
Emerson
Damian
Jacob
Michelangelo
Alaska
Lyric
Danger
Addison
Sequoia
Rain
Eden
Jade
Silver
Hawk
Benjamin
Haven
Elliott
River
Echo
Nicodemus
Saoirse

This message was edited 6/23/2008, 12:17 PM