[Opinions] *takes deep breath*
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
Waits for theme song to start, squares up to the keyboard.
Kai Cristos Crue: The King of Krud?
Demanding Blessing Jesus: Can you say Sense of Entitlement here? I don't think anybody ought to be DEMANDING a Blessing.
Polo Vega-Segundo: The world's fastest hybrid car.
Rule Maker: So Steel, Brogan and Blaze have to do whatever he says even if they're all older than him.
Monchie: Monkey with the munchies.
Major Bo: Ground Control to Major Bo!
Bream: Like naming somebody Trout or Catfish.
Hemylan: Isn't this a blood medicine?
Ruby Bijou Hensley: Ooo ooo ooo oooblee ooo!
Tequilla Veal: Yummy.
Mylie Imagine: Mylie, imagine your parents weren't dumb.
Dixie Grey Ann: Look, the Confederacy is *dead* do you hear!
Mazzy Star Violet: And so is this third-rate rapper.
Cutter Brogan: Cutter broken. Nine Inch Nails song? Or, her foot's all swollen up, you'll have to cut 'er brogan to get it off.
Rhyland Ryder: Won a blue ribbon at the monster truck rally.
Remington Gauge: Mr. Nugent, I have another apt pupil for you! Now where's my commission?
Carlmellow Octave Eugene: Named after a ... candy bar? A Caramello?
Maximus Zaajzaag: Fun with Scrabble tiles from TWO games!
D'Draylon Sinatra: Sinatra with a stutter?
Easton Skeet: Where you can practive with your Remington Gauge.
Chevy Gray: ANd Toyota Yellow and BMW Green.
Akillies: Obviously have not the first notion of Achilles.
Emillion: How to make money online!
Liberty Belle: This is fast approaching Heaven Leigh status.
Desti'Knee Unique: Now, look up Trailer Trash Name in the dictionary. THAT is the perfect example!
Merrilee Ann Marrie: Merrily merrily merrily life is a nightmare!
Tearson: How sad.
Brodre'unah A'Mariya Lee' Evelyn: Punctuation abuse in the worst form.
Gerry Rhea: Like diarrhea.
Twilight Allison: A lady of the evening.
Victory Lorelai: Victory for the lorelei always ended up with some poor sailor dashed on the rocks.
Rowena Renee: Not bad separately, but try saying them aloud.
Satine: And her sisters Nylon and Corduroy.
Raynee: Fine name for a boy.
Harley Everette Shooter: Shoots people from his motorcycle.
Jackdon: Parent's name is Jackdoff.
Dillinger: What is with this trend of naming kids after outlaws?
Nivine Ini: Sounds like somebody trying to talk with a clothespin on their nose and a mouthful of jelly.
Kai Cristos Crue: The King of Krud?
Demanding Blessing Jesus: Can you say Sense of Entitlement here? I don't think anybody ought to be DEMANDING a Blessing.
Polo Vega-Segundo: The world's fastest hybrid car.
Rule Maker: So Steel, Brogan and Blaze have to do whatever he says even if they're all older than him.
Monchie: Monkey with the munchies.
Major Bo: Ground Control to Major Bo!
Bream: Like naming somebody Trout or Catfish.
Hemylan: Isn't this a blood medicine?
Ruby Bijou Hensley: Ooo ooo ooo oooblee ooo!
Tequilla Veal: Yummy.
Mylie Imagine: Mylie, imagine your parents weren't dumb.
Dixie Grey Ann: Look, the Confederacy is *dead* do you hear!
Mazzy Star Violet: And so is this third-rate rapper.
Cutter Brogan: Cutter broken. Nine Inch Nails song? Or, her foot's all swollen up, you'll have to cut 'er brogan to get it off.
Rhyland Ryder: Won a blue ribbon at the monster truck rally.
Remington Gauge: Mr. Nugent, I have another apt pupil for you! Now where's my commission?
Carlmellow Octave Eugene: Named after a ... candy bar? A Caramello?
Maximus Zaajzaag: Fun with Scrabble tiles from TWO games!
D'Draylon Sinatra: Sinatra with a stutter?
Easton Skeet: Where you can practive with your Remington Gauge.
Chevy Gray: ANd Toyota Yellow and BMW Green.
Akillies: Obviously have not the first notion of Achilles.
Emillion: How to make money online!
Liberty Belle: This is fast approaching Heaven Leigh status.
Desti'Knee Unique: Now, look up Trailer Trash Name in the dictionary. THAT is the perfect example!
Merrilee Ann Marrie: Merrily merrily merrily life is a nightmare!
Tearson: How sad.
Brodre'unah A'Mariya Lee' Evelyn: Punctuation abuse in the worst form.
Gerry Rhea: Like diarrhea.
Twilight Allison: A lady of the evening.
Victory Lorelai: Victory for the lorelei always ended up with some poor sailor dashed on the rocks.
Rowena Renee: Not bad separately, but try saying them aloud.
Satine: And her sisters Nylon and Corduroy.
Raynee: Fine name for a boy.
Harley Everette Shooter: Shoots people from his motorcycle.
Jackdon: Parent's name is Jackdoff.
Dillinger: What is with this trend of naming kids after outlaws?
Nivine Ini: Sounds like somebody trying to talk with a clothespin on their nose and a mouthful of jelly.