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[Opinions] Re: Random BA's
Ashtyn Khloe: A Bratz name if there ever was.Smith: Last name is probably very long and difficult.Shasta Sheyenne: Starring John Wayne, Roy Rogers and Ida Lupino.Moxie: Won Best in Show at the Poodle Convention.Fancy: Came in second because her theme song was Reba's song about the teenage hooker.Curley Joseph: Curly Joe! The Three Stooges of the New Millennium.Lil Paul B. John: Grows up to be six foot four and isn't sure whether he's Paul or John.Diamond Essence: Makes me think of cocaine.Miracle Devine: *rolls eyes*Paytions Taelor: *rolls em again*Blu Davis: Plays saxophone in Blu Davis and His Square Pegs ensemble.Bonnie Marie: She wins the prize for nicest name.Wiltz: Crumblez. Shrivelz.Ledger Fisher: Foghorn Leghorn and Amelia Bedelia rear their ugly heads.Ironic Leigh: They have no more grasp of what irony is than Alanis Morrissette.Ferlinghetti Zephyr: Born in the summer of 1969 ina dope house in San Francisco.Luna Raven: Mommy's a bad goth poetaster.Blade Trinity: Blood Sacrifice.Gydeon Archyr Jay: Off to the center for Y addiction.Cephuriah: Brain disease?Crimson Thyme: Luna Raven's spell-casting friend.Espan: C-Span meets ESPN!Eternity Nevaeh: From the Dead and Abandoned Baby files.Jusdyce Blaze-Levi: The judge can't spell and his blue jeans are burning.Sweet: Good name for a pimp.Royal: And her little pwincess crown. She's insufferable already.Beautiful: They'll try to kill each other in the sandbox.
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Fancy: Came in second because her theme song was Reba's song about the teenage hookerLOL, I was thinking the same thing
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