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Help[Opinions] Re: Random BA's
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
BOYS
Rain Leonard -- Rain, Leonard, rain!
Michelangelo -- and a sister Sistine...?
Auden George -- Auden is odd
Hams Muhumed -- that can't be halal.
Atticus James -- I've seen Atticus so much lately that I'm used to it.
Kenya Saddiq -- First a country, then a girl's name, now a boy's name, followed by a cross-cultural failure. Nice going, Mommy and Daddy.
Paul Flash -- No, Paul, don't flash.
Cutter Ford -- Cutter? I barely know 'er...
Praise & Peace -- religious much?
Aaron Hero -- and what if he's a wimp?
London Craig -- London Craig is going to fall down repeatedly in the schoolyard at recess
Taytum Anthony -- because Tatum wasn't trendy enough
Memphis Alexander -- Hooray! Let's pick some more obscure Southern cities. How about... Hattiesburg and Shreveport?
Grey Quinn -- sounds like a rare species of bird.
Von Ryan Laxamana -- Laxawhosiwhat?
Kaylib Promise -- Kaylib, promise me you'll always use spellcheck.
Athan Jowell -- Ate Them Jowels
Taliesin Shiyloh Garbett -- The Lie is in, Shiloh is Garbage.
GIRLS
Pashion -- with D-lyte and RayD'Ence right behind her
Ember Maddison -- trendy meets tryndeigh
Magnolia Jean -- flower pants
Jenner Elizabeth -- Jenner? I barely know her!
Bayzil MacKenzie -- Well, if Basil works on a boy, giving it a ridiculously ugly spelling MUST make it a valid girls' name!
Jurnee Unique -- She certainly will be
Lilith Marie -- Ah. The namesake of all namesakes.
Tympani Bree -- She's going to be either a percussionist or a cheese artisan, and I sure hope she has a thick skin
Liberty Ann -- Too bad Libby is so dated... she's not going to want to use any form of her first name.
Madden Lucille -- Lucille will definitely be Maddened by this name
Genesis Leanne -- what, you think you're above using PEOPLE from the Bible?
Journie Elizabeth -- She'll be journie-ing right up to the name change forms
Onesti Sonya-Lashay -- sort of an odd way to punish your child for causing you labor pains
Raine Tiare -- Rainy Tiara? That's going to get rusty reeeeeal quick.
Treasure MaryAnn Elizabeth -- Yes, you'd better Treasure MaryAnn and Elizabeth, because someday you're going to use them to hide your actual name.
Lyrik Violet-Leilani -- Muzak meets flowerflower.
Doyleen Starfire -- Right next to Pashion in the escort section
Neja Moon -- I Neja Moon to see the name book... that can't be right!
Kai Lindsey -- Kai is a little close to Koi
Massiah Kaelyn -- Just in case she isn't actually the Messiah.
Arwen Marie -- You'd think someone who's this nutsy about Lord of the Rings could be a little more creative with a middle name.
Americus May -- Americus May what? Hey, at least her parents don't have to embarrass her as a teenager. Her name will take care of it for her.
September Rhayne -- No, dear parents, spelling the middle name in a weird way does NOT change the phrase-ness of this name.
Poppy Jewel -- is that some sort of classified substance?
Serenity Midnight -- Competition for Pashion and Miss Starfire
Sachiko Mae -- Nice assimilation. NOT.
Jolie Brennan -- Well, we wanted a boy, but we got a girl, and we just couldn't let go of the name.
Blakely Kate -- We hope Blake goes to Berkeley
Winter Rose -- Nope. Those don't grow in the winter.
Sahara Rose -- Or in the desert.
Dakota Stream -- Heaven help your daughter should she ever travel west of the Mississippi.
Olivio Sapphire -- No, no, I SWEAR I'm actually a girl!
Meka Ann -- Well, the dog already was named Mika, so we had to change SOMETHING.
Harper Dale -- Harper? I barely... oh, never mind.
Starleigh Kaydence -- Musicians will want to stab you, sweetheart.
Heavenly Ora -- It's like the parents actually want their daughters to poledance for a living.
Lauret Isabelle -- Law-RAY? LAW-rett? Who knows?
Thi Amber -- Thi one and ONLY Amber
Sincerity Kristyle -- Kristyle sounds like the next polyester, but at least she means it!
Precious -- Quick, honey, what's the first adjective you think of?
Miley Euphrades -- Trashy celeb meets cultural ignorance
Princess -- because we know she'll never be one.
Sorry, there's only so many of these I can take at one time!! :-P
Rain Leonard -- Rain, Leonard, rain!
Michelangelo -- and a sister Sistine...?
Auden George -- Auden is odd
Hams Muhumed -- that can't be halal.
Atticus James -- I've seen Atticus so much lately that I'm used to it.
Kenya Saddiq -- First a country, then a girl's name, now a boy's name, followed by a cross-cultural failure. Nice going, Mommy and Daddy.
Paul Flash -- No, Paul, don't flash.
Cutter Ford -- Cutter? I barely know 'er...
Praise & Peace -- religious much?
Aaron Hero -- and what if he's a wimp?
London Craig -- London Craig is going to fall down repeatedly in the schoolyard at recess
Taytum Anthony -- because Tatum wasn't trendy enough
Memphis Alexander -- Hooray! Let's pick some more obscure Southern cities. How about... Hattiesburg and Shreveport?
Grey Quinn -- sounds like a rare species of bird.
Von Ryan Laxamana -- Laxawhosiwhat?
Kaylib Promise -- Kaylib, promise me you'll always use spellcheck.
Athan Jowell -- Ate Them Jowels
Taliesin Shiyloh Garbett -- The Lie is in, Shiloh is Garbage.
GIRLS
Pashion -- with D-lyte and RayD'Ence right behind her
Ember Maddison -- trendy meets tryndeigh
Magnolia Jean -- flower pants
Jenner Elizabeth -- Jenner? I barely know her!
Bayzil MacKenzie -- Well, if Basil works on a boy, giving it a ridiculously ugly spelling MUST make it a valid girls' name!
Jurnee Unique -- She certainly will be
Lilith Marie -- Ah. The namesake of all namesakes.
Tympani Bree -- She's going to be either a percussionist or a cheese artisan, and I sure hope she has a thick skin
Liberty Ann -- Too bad Libby is so dated... she's not going to want to use any form of her first name.
Madden Lucille -- Lucille will definitely be Maddened by this name
Genesis Leanne -- what, you think you're above using PEOPLE from the Bible?
Journie Elizabeth -- She'll be journie-ing right up to the name change forms
Onesti Sonya-Lashay -- sort of an odd way to punish your child for causing you labor pains
Raine Tiare -- Rainy Tiara? That's going to get rusty reeeeeal quick.
Treasure MaryAnn Elizabeth -- Yes, you'd better Treasure MaryAnn and Elizabeth, because someday you're going to use them to hide your actual name.
Lyrik Violet-Leilani -- Muzak meets flowerflower.
Doyleen Starfire -- Right next to Pashion in the escort section
Neja Moon -- I Neja Moon to see the name book... that can't be right!
Kai Lindsey -- Kai is a little close to Koi
Massiah Kaelyn -- Just in case she isn't actually the Messiah.
Arwen Marie -- You'd think someone who's this nutsy about Lord of the Rings could be a little more creative with a middle name.
Americus May -- Americus May what? Hey, at least her parents don't have to embarrass her as a teenager. Her name will take care of it for her.
September Rhayne -- No, dear parents, spelling the middle name in a weird way does NOT change the phrase-ness of this name.
Poppy Jewel -- is that some sort of classified substance?
Serenity Midnight -- Competition for Pashion and Miss Starfire
Sachiko Mae -- Nice assimilation. NOT.
Jolie Brennan -- Well, we wanted a boy, but we got a girl, and we just couldn't let go of the name.
Blakely Kate -- We hope Blake goes to Berkeley
Winter Rose -- Nope. Those don't grow in the winter.
Sahara Rose -- Or in the desert.
Dakota Stream -- Heaven help your daughter should she ever travel west of the Mississippi.
Olivio Sapphire -- No, no, I SWEAR I'm actually a girl!
Meka Ann -- Well, the dog already was named Mika, so we had to change SOMETHING.
Harper Dale -- Harper? I barely... oh, never mind.
Starleigh Kaydence -- Musicians will want to stab you, sweetheart.
Heavenly Ora -- It's like the parents actually want their daughters to poledance for a living.
Lauret Isabelle -- Law-RAY? LAW-rett? Who knows?
Thi Amber -- Thi one and ONLY Amber
Sincerity Kristyle -- Kristyle sounds like the next polyester, but at least she means it!
Precious -- Quick, honey, what's the first adjective you think of?
Miley Euphrades -- Trashy celeb meets cultural ignorance
Princess -- because we know she'll never be one.
Sorry, there's only so many of these I can take at one time!! :-P
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