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[Opinions] Re: Random BA's
Micole: Trying so hard ot make Michael unusual. Now all people will hear is Nicole.Taser Lane: ZZZZZAPPPP!!!Precyse: Not very.London Chino: Those nice new British-army style pants.Race Victor: They'll take over Hendrick Motorsports.Scotia Ros: Cruise ship.Cherokee Dawne: *grinds teeth, hums "Whipping Post" and refuses to get into that yet again*Percephany Dulcinea: Their attempt to appear well-read and into the classics was admirable, and would have been very nice, if they'd only taken the trouble to spell it right.Kitten: Ick. What sitcom dads used to call their teenage daughters, along with Punkin and probably Half-Pint too.Paris Londo Noel: Family couldn't decide wether to spend Xmas in France or the UK.Tequlia Rose: Even if you spell it Tequila, it's supremely tacky.Phancee Roze: No. Tacquie Naym.Galaxy Craze: There is a real author named this. Blatant copycatting.Peace Mercyanna: The meanest kid in the sandbox.Precious Loving Darling: The cry ofa desperate husband as his irate wife packs her mink coat and her Vuitton luggage and sweeps out of his life.Montana Rayne: Not again.Crimzine: the magazie for the most up and coming young criminals!Majic: *squeeeals* Oooh, kyooot! *snarls and bares teeth*Montana Sierra Sioux: *switches from humming to singing quietly and desperately* They don't even have the damn geography straight!Together: "Mommy, how was I made?" "Well, we were together..."
Cricket: *stops singing so we can all hear the maddening chirp of the little carpet-eating monsters*Reasure: Not really a treasure.Canari: A canary is somebody who tattles on others.Blessed Sun: They really really wanted a boy, but made the best of a bad job.Future: Damn Whitney Houston for putting the idea in their heads that their child should actually be the future.Bambi: Know what I see in your future, Bambi? If all the Hunters in school don't get you, that is?Kindness Page: Named for a sectio of Mommy's Little BOok of Big Virtues Workbook.Apple-Rataevia: The rat is eating the apple.Xoi Phantasia: Because Zoe was just, like, so 1999.Skylark Machinzie: The skylark machine. Used by Buick.Symphony Evanecense: *groans*Rainbeau Jane: The cute and quirky cowgirl in the sky!Warrior James: His parents hang out with Cindy Sheehan.Life Israel: Political action fund?Great: Yeah, right.Heavenly: Bad enough a girl would get called it.Pose: In other words, he's fake.Brick Aus: Brick House.Sequoijah Xavierten: Where to begin?Ice Key: Is it like an ice pick?Harlequin: Purveyors of some of the most-read and most-ridiculed bodice-ripper "romances."Eagle Talon: And his sibs Bear Claw, Shark Fang and Cat Skratch Fever.Hutch: And his sib Starsky.Howard Louise: Oh my god. Poor guy.
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