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[Opinions] Re: Random BA's
Oh, here we go...Autumn Skye & Willow Butterfly-hippie parents, or parents who think they're being creative by giving their babies embarrassingly soft hippie names? I'm betting on the latter.Apprintiss/Oppiphany-literacy is important, people. So is giving your child an actual name and not just, you know, a random word for a name. I hate that.Henna Skye-might as well name her Tattoo Rain. Same thing.Seacret-strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. It also looks like Ryan Seacrest's name.Sonnet Rose-I prefer Haiku Tulip.Paradise/Paridyse/Paridice-Oy vey. Me no likey.Lady INSERT MN HERE-is it a baby, or a cocker spaniel?Peacock-oh, no, she won't get teased with this one. The kids at school will just think of the pretty bird!Peacfulove-Peaceful Ove? They forgot an "L".BoyColleen-WHAT THE EFF IS THIS!? This isn't a name, this is what they wrote on the little I.D. bracelet! Good lord.Knowledge Kirk-I love it when parents name their kids something like Knowledge in a pathetic attempt to sound intelligent and deep. Except not, because then it sucks for the kid.Withluck-Lucky I can tolerate-barely-but Withluck? Good gravy, that is bad.Gentle-what if he grows up to be the kind of guy who is always getting in bar fights?Jaafar/Yoda-bad guy from "Aladdin", little green muppet with big ears.Sir Chancelor/Sir Lanceolot-I prefer Sir Elton John myself.
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