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Help[Opinions] Re: Random BA's - Long
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
Aisyss R. -- Honey, wasn't there some god in some culture somewhere named Isis? Can you spell that? Yeah, me neither.
Sawyar Mae -- Ah saw yar Mae down at that thur farm over yonder...
Mirakle Mahari Jonni -- It's a Mirakle that we figured out how to have a kid, given that neither of us ever graduated sixth grade.
Wraine MyAngel -- Rein MyAngel in... Rain, my angel, rain!... or Arraign my angel (in which case she's not so angelic after all)
Parrish B. -- is death really something you want to wish on your child?
Timberlee M. -- like Kimberly, except all naturey and stuff!
Cinnamon Joyce -- Also known as Joyce.
Cinnamon Diane -- Also known as Diane.
Dezstany J. -- your Dezstany lies in a strip club, honey.
Illinois A. -- Well, all the other place names are taken!
BOYS
Rowdy Bo -- withdrawn and quiet
Cater L. -- Cater-waiter
Reef I. -- As in coral or marijuana?
Modesto -- the next manwhore.
GIRLS
Bella-Donna Josephine -- POISON
Harper Belle -- I can practically taste the grits.
Eden Deslauriers -- Eden de-whosiwhat?
Brooklyn Meadow -- I thought they bulldozed those to put in condos.
Eshperancah Eleessabette -- Call me Ellie.
Sweet H. -- total brat
Breezy Ann -- for some reason, I feel as though she's destined for chronic flatulence.
Eilonwy Francis -- it's almost Welsh!
Macartney Shane -- hahaha, Beatles much?
Calico Cheyenne -- Visit the Humane Society today! Don't forget to spay and neuter your uneducated parents!
Ja'Nylah Sha'Liya Unique -- she certainly will be.
Tricity Dawn -- no, 'tricity comes from lightning. Not the sun.
Furie Cyan -- Is this Fury or Furry?
Leadgrie Mi'Love -- If I loved my child, I wouldn't use this.
BOYS
Alec Xander Justify Corleone -- Sounds like something you'd hear at a Mafia trial: "Alexander. Justify Corleone over here."
Bristol Britton -- Yep, that's where it is. If you go there, they'll laugh.
Rocky Cruz -- I'm sorry it wasn't better.
Seven B. -- Is this the number of the hotel room where he was conceived?
Cort James -- and Dayt his little sister.
Sawyar Mae -- Ah saw yar Mae down at that thur farm over yonder...
Mirakle Mahari Jonni -- It's a Mirakle that we figured out how to have a kid, given that neither of us ever graduated sixth grade.
Wraine MyAngel -- Rein MyAngel in... Rain, my angel, rain!... or Arraign my angel (in which case she's not so angelic after all)
Parrish B. -- is death really something you want to wish on your child?
Timberlee M. -- like Kimberly, except all naturey and stuff!
Cinnamon Joyce -- Also known as Joyce.
Cinnamon Diane -- Also known as Diane.
Dezstany J. -- your Dezstany lies in a strip club, honey.
Illinois A. -- Well, all the other place names are taken!
BOYS
Rowdy Bo -- withdrawn and quiet
Cater L. -- Cater-waiter
Reef I. -- As in coral or marijuana?
Modesto -- the next manwhore.
GIRLS
Bella-Donna Josephine -- POISON
Harper Belle -- I can practically taste the grits.
Eden Deslauriers -- Eden de-whosiwhat?
Brooklyn Meadow -- I thought they bulldozed those to put in condos.
Eshperancah Eleessabette -- Call me Ellie.
Sweet H. -- total brat
Breezy Ann -- for some reason, I feel as though she's destined for chronic flatulence.
Eilonwy Francis -- it's almost Welsh!
Macartney Shane -- hahaha, Beatles much?
Calico Cheyenne -- Visit the Humane Society today! Don't forget to spay and neuter your uneducated parents!
Ja'Nylah Sha'Liya Unique -- she certainly will be.
Tricity Dawn -- no, 'tricity comes from lightning. Not the sun.
Furie Cyan -- Is this Fury or Furry?
Leadgrie Mi'Love -- If I loved my child, I wouldn't use this.
BOYS
Alec Xander Justify Corleone -- Sounds like something you'd hear at a Mafia trial: "Alexander. Justify Corleone over here."
Bristol Britton -- Yep, that's where it is. If you go there, they'll laugh.
Rocky Cruz -- I'm sorry it wasn't better.
Seven B. -- Is this the number of the hotel room where he was conceived?
Cort James -- and Dayt his little sister.
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