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GIRLS
Ellie Jackson -sounds like a first and last names
Willow Pamela -nice
Beatrix Polly Poppy -drop one of the middle names and I'll like it
Bluebell Tabitha -at least she has Tabitha
Xanthe Isabella Amelia -I love it
Bonnie Dawn Ellen -we could have gone without Bonnie
Hermione Dorothy Ann -Harry Potter's friend + kid on the Magic School Bus
Bronwen Elizabeth Mary -Browen is seriously ugly
Holly Rosie -a bit too "flowery" for me
Clementine Rose -is it just me or does this one come up in every BA
Lilac Mary -that's pretty
Dare Athena -she was a dare
Myrtle Mary -born 1910
Lettice Anne -lettuce?

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BOYS
Felix Apollo -that's cool in a weird sort of way
Dougal Tiger Henry -I don't know why I'm laughing
Cosmo George Frederick -why ruin it with Cosmo?
Caspin Jack Indigo -what a random bunch of names
Orlando Blaydes -sounds like a movie
William John Danger -Danger just killed it
Archer (Archie) Edward -I prefer Archer

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GIRLS
Lovelyfe J'lonnie -why would anyone name their kid that?
Glazy V. -huh?
Argentina L. -this naming your kids after places has gotten out of hand
Astryd P. -Astrid isn't that common
Storey J. -*screams*
Santa R. -ho ho ho
Concepcion P. -just why?
Jesus V. -again, why?
Braedyn S. -bad enough on a boy
Wilson A. -*vomits*
Sewar H. -sewer?
Persephone B. -cool
Love Lea S. -almost as bad as Heaven Lee
Raven A. -GP

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BOYS
Login W. -because Logan is too common
Winter Layne -covered in snow
Sir John P. -Sir just ruined it
Ariel Sebastian -*starts singing "Under the Sea"*
Tank -why?

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GIRLS
Porter Joelle -*screams*
Sunrise Violet Nirvana & Sunset Velvet Pandorah -too themey
Winter Abagail -nice
Mildred Marie -that was refreshing
Klover Linda -so Clover wasn't good enough for you?
Paelyn Rose -is that what I think it is?
Newaehrose Sherree -I don't get it
Secret -psst!

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BOYS
Drake Ashton -I like it
Riddick Xavier -the first name looks wrong
Eden -they wanted a girl
Ariel -them too
Cactus James -if you can name your kid Apple...