[Facts] What's Behind Those Choices...
in reply to a message by Linda
#1. Do NOT name the poor kid "Ethan Ray". Most inauspicious. If you do, he'll grow up to be a neo-nazi, because "Ethan Ray" anagrams into: "The Aryan" and "Hyena Rat".
#2. Naming him "Jacob Carl" means that he'll grow up to be some kind of foot doctor with the ignominious job of removing spurs from people's feet. "Jacob Carl" anagrams into "Calcar Job". (On the other hand, doctors make lotsa money... So that's an ify choice.)
#3. "Jacob Allan" is definitely my choice for a kid who will have an interesting life, as this name anagrams into "Local Bajan". I picture Jacob Allan's destiny taking him to Barbados, where he'll become a well-known Bogart-esque character with the tourists.
-- Nanaea
#2. Naming him "Jacob Carl" means that he'll grow up to be some kind of foot doctor with the ignominious job of removing spurs from people's feet. "Jacob Carl" anagrams into "Calcar Job". (On the other hand, doctors make lotsa money... So that's an ify choice.)
#3. "Jacob Allan" is definitely my choice for a kid who will have an interesting life, as this name anagrams into "Local Bajan". I picture Jacob Allan's destiny taking him to Barbados, where he'll become a well-known Bogart-esque character with the tourists.
-- Nanaea