View Message

I like:

---

Beatrix Grey
Judith May
Elliott Kay
Emerson Sean
Luca Blu
Baxter Lee
Joss Alexander
Quinn Ryan

---

I despise:

---

Galaxy Moon
Shayla Hummingbird
Promise Nevaeh Shawniece
Houstyn Lynne (who the hell spells Houston this way?)
Icess
Berkley Elizabeth (Elizabeth Berkley is the chick from "Showgirls", right?)
Bella Zion
Horizon Lynn (sounds like a cell phone company, or something.)
Ashton Karly James (Ashton AND James for a girl? Sweet lord, no.)
Ambrosia
Echo Gianna
Elizah Bryce
Cord Hayes
Sincere Kasheem
Logan Paris
Barak Jude (I'm seeing a lot of little Baraks being born. Shouldn't the parents wait and see what kind of administration/legacy he leaves behind before naming their child after him? That would be the wise thing to do.)
Cutter John (does he have a brother named Self-Mutilator James?)
Cheery
Cody California (as a native Californian I would just like to say, this is ALWAYS tacky. People, never ever EVER name your kid California.)
Snow Print
Eddy Elizabeth (why not Edna or Edina?)
Zealand A.
Reese Madonna
Nathyn Rose (for a girl? What the eff?!)
Oregon Liselle Annette
Konner Rosalyn Mishea (Conner is bad enough, but with a K? Oh, please.)
Hunter Reed
Owen
Paeshence Joi
Gorgeous Jahmyla
Anniston Evangeline (is Jennifer Aniston really that popular? I'm noticing Aniston/Anniston being used a lot lately.)
Gazzmin M.
Xenesis
Brickston Kayne
Annakin Lucas (I bet the parents had a 'Star Wars' themed wedding where the groomsmen dressed as Storm Troopers.)
Romeo Alonso Tanner (this one is just all over the place.)
Cruze
Cutler Ryan