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Eden Chhlam: What on earth is the middle name supposed to be?
Courtney Demareo: Courtney, like Evelyn, had a very brief shelf life as a male name. That shelf life is long past.
Tong Majak-Cleto: Tong: Chinese mafia. Majak-Cleto: Magic…what?!
Tigir: I hope this is foreign and it’s pronounced The-GEER. Because otherwise it’s even worse than Tiger.
Cansas Javin: The great state of Kansas is very angry.
Jonah Robert & Noah Robert Not bad at all. I do wish they’d given them different middle names.
Brittany Wade: Brittany is one of those names that can safely be said is truly dated.
Finley Leen: Low-fat lunch meat?
Embree Ann: How bout Embree Oh?
Brighten Paige: A reading light?
Angel Faith: Another Trying Too Hard name.
Sha'Mracle La'Nae: Gag.
Jovie Gamma-ray Turanga: An intergalactic terrorist addicted to Bo Jovi.
Bourbon Michael: Good Tennessee Sippin’ Whiskey.
Krew Mills: The mills that make those cute krew socks.
Hurley Knox: Hurling jokes not far behind.
Adden Dallas David Edward Nolan: Trying to honor too many greedy relatives.