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Ginger Lynn: Very well-known porn star. I’ve even heard that she’s the reason behind so many other pron stars choosing Lynn as part of their stage names.
Eden Terre: Plant nursery?
Cilla Kay: I guess it’s better than Cilla Cate or Cilla Cone.
Kache LaShay: Swish, swoosh, swash, it says.
Swazie Sue: *gag*
Cinderella Jean: That fairy-tale stuff is going to get old very quickly.
Mystik Watters: Comes in plain, lemon-lime, cherry or peach. Carbonated or non.
Braxton Maxine: Brax Max.
Ke'honesty Nevaeh: Extra middle name should be Pointless.
Teed Jeffrey: Teed him off.
Grady Thrasher: Thrash ‘er, Grady! Thrash ‘er!
Tear J.: Does that mean tear as in crying or as in ripping?
Flexx: Oh look at him, all tanned and oily and showing his muscles, but oo dumb to swat a horsefly if it lit on his eyeball.
Indiana Trooper: How about Chip Officer? Or Hi-way Patrolman?
Tavern Donald: Good old Beer Hall Donnie.
Addin: And his brother Subrtactin.
Cashmire Ormod: I’d love to be mired in cash.
Hampton Lee: The South will rise again!
Cali Jack: Like Monterey Jack only milder.
VOLCANO; Named for the first time he projectile-vomited.
Turner Page: *hoots*
Moses Joel: Aka, Mojo.
VOLTAIRE: I know it was a real person (a man) but it sounds likea battery charger.
Kammarow Nicole: I guess Shevverlaye won’t object.
Zapporah Frenchelle: Zzzzapppp!
Diamond Sincere: Diamonds are forever, but are they sincere?
Heaven Nevaeh: And each oe of the thousands of idiots who “come up” with this thinks they’re being wildly original.
Violet Praise: Like purpole prose?
Samara Sobeautiful: Safari Sagoodie.
Latina Leah: How abot Little Latin Lupe Lou, like the Mitch Ryder song?