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Osbert Charles
Osbert Clive
Osbert Eugene
Osbert Felix
Osbert Geoffrey
Osbert Giles
Osbert Horatio
Osbert Julian
Osbert Lionel
Osbert Lucius

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are the winsomely fustiest to my mind.
Though if it were me, I'd choose:
Osbert Algernon
Osbert Humphrey
or
Osbert Marmaduke!