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Hi, this is my daughter Tisiphone Antoinette Sophronia Terpsichore, and we always call her by her full name.
You say: That's lovely.
You think: I wonder if murder will still be illegal when she grows up.

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Hi! This is my son Vercingetorix.
You say: What was it again?
You think: At least he wont be one of seven in his class.

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Hi, this is Nevaeh, our daughter. We learned it means 'heaven sent' and we love this unique, gourgeous name.
You say: Oh, nice.
You think: Why do people keep doing this?! What is the frigging attraction to Nevaeh?

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Hi, this is my son, Toirdhealbhach.
You say: Alrighty then.
You think: Did they let their cat name their baby by walking across a keyboard?!

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Hi, this is my daughter, Madison Addison, and my son Jayden Brayden.
You say: Ooh, nice names...
You think: ...But why are they together?!

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Hi! This is my son Joei.
You say: How cool!
You think: Better than Joseph at least.

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Hi, this is my son Fido. He was named after our dog.
You say: Are you joking?
You think: No. Way. In. Hell.

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This is my daughter Rainy-Day.
You say: That's cute!
You think: I'm sorry, I think you're confused, you gave birth to a HUMAN!

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Hi, this is my son Miekyll.
You say: That's different!
You think: But completely ordinary when you say it. Poor kid is going to have to spell his name every day of his life.

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This is my daughter Lashonda.
You say: Oh, where did you get that from?
You think: Wwwhhhaaattt?

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This are my sons Quetzalcoatl and Xochipilli, and my daughter Xochiquetzal.
You say: Lovely.
You think: Don't expect me to remember that.

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This is my son Micheal-Cornelius. We couldn't decide on a name, so we named him two names!
You say: Oh, wow, that's what my parents did!
You think: You do realise he's going to have to explain that concept to every person that comes into his life.