"... And these are my daughters,
Shelley and
Carroll"
You say: Hello, nice to meet you.
You think: Well, that's the '60s for you.
"I'd like you to meet my son,
Moritz."
You say: Hello,
Moritz. Nice to meet you.
You think: I hope he doesn't go by Morry.
"Allow me to introduce you to my son,
Emil."
You say: Hello,
Emil.
You think: Interesting. I never see
Emil around here.
"This is my daughter
Theodora; we call her
Theo."
You say: Oh, that's adorable. I love the name
Theodora.
You think:
LOVE.
"
May I introduce my daughters,
Faustine and
Prosper."
You say: Nice to meet you.
You think: What the heck? Man, I would hate to be a teenage girl named Proper.
"This is my son,
Tobias."
You say: Oh, that's such a fitting name, he's a beautiful baby.
You think: I freaking love that name.