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Ouch! I just think of "Juneau what I've named my son?" And Major is straight out of Catch-22 - the boy with the ln Major gets given the fn Major by his father, who goes home and tells his wife "I named the boy Caleb in accordance with your wishes", so his son acquires an identity crisis on his first day at school, and when he joins the army he is a brilliant soldier and is rapidly promoted to the rank of Major but, unfairly, never rises higher because the top brass can't face the prospect of losing the only Major Major Major in the US Armed Forces ...