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This is my daughter Gemma Catherine
You Say: That's such a cute name
You Think: Emma Catherine would be SO much better

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This is my daughter Harper Gwendolyn
You Say: Erm...hi, Harper
You Think: Harper is a surname, someone who plays the harp, and someone who complains a lot. Also, it's SO harsh and ulgy.

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This is my daughter Piper Alessandra
You Say: Hi, Piper
You think: This person loves ugly surnames, huh? Alessandra is gorgeous. Why could't it be Alessanda Piper?

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This is my son Tristan Evander
You Say: That's a cute name
You think: It could be worse

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This is my son Cyrus Evander
You Say: That's unusual
You think: Cyrus is so ugly! Evander is nice, though

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This is my son Evander Hollis
You Say: Do you go by Evan?
You think: I hope so. Hollis is terrible.

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This is my daughter Lilith Cassandra
You Say: Hi, Lilith
You Think: Do you know who Lilith WAS? Yikes!

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This is my daughter Briar Olivia
You Say: Briar? That's...interesting.
You think: You named your daughter after a thorny plant? How lovely. Why couldn't Olivia be the first name?