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And not just the fishy sturgeon. I'm immediately struck by the fact that it rhymes with virgin (or close enough, anyway). Spurgeon the virgin sturgeon, lol.
At least the way this kid will be brought up, homeschooled Spurgeon will be expected to be Spurgeon the Virgin until the day he is married.
He'll avoid the public school taunts anyway...a small mercy.
He'll avoid the public school taunts anyway...a small mercy.