girls:
Autumn Flower -This sounds like a child named her. Like a six-year-old thought this name up. And you can excuse a six-year-old, but...
Sparrow Jennifer Irene -I actually like Sparrow more than Jennifer and Irene.
Traeh Ann (Shaya, Caylea, Ember) -I don't even know how to pronounce Traeh, but my computer wants to autocorrect it to "Trash." The siblings are better, but not by a lot.
Damiana Mei -I'm cool with this. I've only ever known of one Damiana before.
Winry -Looks like a "Wintry" typo which still isn't a name
Aliyan Memphis Violet -Well, Violet is nice.
Ellie Paige-Rainbow -Well, it is Pride month. What the hell
Elora Roisin -Not my style, but whatever.
Mia Marie Amparo -Two forms of the same name for two names. Bleh.
Roselaine -Because Rose Elaine or Rosaline were too much?
Isla May (Suzanna, Michaela, Colby, Landon, Tate, Theodore) -I feel like the losers in this group are actually Colby and Landon.
Jenavive Danielle (Matthew, Timothy, Hailee, Briahnna, Rosalie) -And to think Genevieve was an option too.
Guinevere Iseult -I kind of love this.
Izailya Germany Marie -They think Azalea is just Iggy's last name, don't they? They've never seen an actual flower in their lives. And Germany??? At least she call fall back on Marie.
Solstice -Weird, but I also kind of like it. idk.
Hazel Rebellia Jane -Hazel Jane would have been nice too.
Sylvia Beatrix -I kind of love this one.
Aoileann Tilly Mae -How do you say this? Like Elian? Whatever.
Sunset Jewel -Sunset would have been enough without them adding Jewel and making her sounds like she works a pole for money.
Toilynn -Toilette was also on their list so she should count her blessings.
Jilliannah Jo -When Juliana and Julian have a baby. Jo isn't even a full name.
Vera Lucille -Lucille isn't my style, but Vera Lucille is just such a stand out name when it comes to the apparent education level being displayed here.
Mars -God of War. Yeah, that's what I'd named my kid. *eyeroll*
Towsyn -wtf?
Shailene Montserrat -Um...why not
Luella Francscilla -Franscilla sounds like a scientific name for something.
Imogen Ada -cute enough
Heaven Dawn Star -OH PLEASE
Madelyn Marie (Camryn, Bretton, Breckyn, Beckett, Kenzingtyn) -Madelyn won this game.
Seraphina Iris -Cool
Thea Maxine -Nice.
Lillian Michal -Lillian is cool. Not feeling Michal.
Isabelle Harper Sun -Isabelle is cute. Harper is fine, I guess. Sun is weird.
Espyn Lou (Radke, Kansas) -This whole family is weird.
Genesis Petra -I'm kind of feeling it.
soothing normal names:
Abigail Rose x4 -Yeah, but now this looks boring af.
Caroline x5 -I'm so over this name.
Claire Elizabeth x2 -sure, whatever
Emma Grace x2 -boring
Nora Rose x2 -edging on boring
Grace Ann -definitely boring
Evelyn Grace x2 -I like Evelyn.
Evelyn Grace Marie -I still like Evelyn.
Charlotte x8 -Nice, but not eight times nice..
Taylor Jane -Jane's cute
boys:
Wylde Brookson -Wylde would be more substantial as Wilde. I like Brooks and Brooklyn, but Brookson sounds like a surname turned company name. Brookson tires or Brookson boots or Brookson candles.
Harrison Leslie -These aren't my personal style, but props to whomever for using Leslie on a male.
Aldrick Elwood -"Elwood" looks like a contraction of "Elijah Wood." That's all I've got.
Aspen Jay -Aspen is cool. Jay is... insubstantial.
Wesley Neftali -Not a fan of Wesley and I always think Neftali is a female name. (I think I confuse it with Nefertiti.) Neftali is cool though.
Bobby Aries -I hear Robert is still a thing. Aries shouldn't be though.
Autto Allen -Because "Auto" would have made it too obvious that his dad jacks off to cars. And Otto is too classic for them?
Myles Harley (Jayden [m], Westyn [m], Bryer [m], Ayla) -I like Myles and Ayla. And I'm going to be quiet about the rest of that nonsense.
Finnian Gustav -oowh. Cool.
Gerrit Reef -Another company, but this one is destined to die out within the first five years of business.
Rexford Harrison -ew, no thanks.
Dylan Amadeus-Dylan would be a cool name if it had never become so popular that you're sick to death of it. Amadeus is still a cool name.
Robin Elias Drayton -Drayton should be his surname. Otherwise, I like Robin Elias.
Uriah Jessi -Uriah Jesse would've been nice too, you know?
Clifford Alpine -This kid has to go by Clifford in real life when we all know that name should have died out with the Big Red Dog. Alpine isn't a name.
Brandon Wolf -Wolf sounds like a surname too. Also weird. It doesn't strike me as an animal name that should also double as a human name.
Tobias Harlen (Mathias, Hazekiah) -Not my style, but I can't knock it.
Huxley Cannon "Huck" -This is horrible.
Finnik Daniel (Evelyn) -Finnik and Evelyn don't go together at all, but I like both names separarely.
Bauer -I used to know a guy named this who always made fun of his own name. I feel like this kid might too. It just isn't a first name at all.
Alijah Lamaris Love -Elijah is also an option, right? Lamaris Love is a rapper name, but not the rapper's birth name, just the one he uses on stage.
Seeley Matthew Gary -I think of Sealy mattresses. Matthew is okay, I guess. Gary is pretty blah.
Stanislaus -This is kind of awesome.
Brewen Randal (Rogan) -no thanks.
Trail James -Trail? For real? Ew.
Tillian -Tilliam?? Why?? Did this kid piss them off already?
Killian Michael Douglas Lloyd -I would have avoided "Michael Douglas" together and none of these are my thing exactly, but I guess nothing is Wrong about it. idk.
Archie Andrew -Archie Andrews is a comic book character. A popular one. He has his own TV show. All these people had to do was Google this name just once.
Wrigley (dressed in a baseball uniform for his picture, obv) -Oh really? Because I immediately thought of gum.
Artinian -Artinian -It's like Argentinian meets D'Artagnan. It's horrible.
Hewitt Stewart -This sounds horrible together. And neither name is my kind of thing.
Trevor Harold -whatever
Knox Woodrow -ditto
Severin Raymond -Severin should get his Hogwarts letter without an issue.
Maximus Makoa Slate -Maximus will find out he's actually Inhuman.
soothing normal names:
Lucas x8 -Like Charlotte, I like it. I don't like it enough to know eight kids named that.
Noah x10 -I've never seen the appeal of Noah and now we have ten more of them.
Noah James x2 -At least I like James.
Oliver Michael x2 -Nothing special, but I like Oliver.
Samuel x7 -This name has gotten that common? Dang.
Spencer Michael x2 -I like Spencer some.
Theodore Joseph x3 -It's okay.
William x7 -William is going to feel either extra self-assured or extra bland in class with Severin, Maximus, Finnik, and Wrigley.
Phillip x2 -sure, why not
Julian x3 -Like it
Twins:
Sullivan Walker & Winston Thomas (m/m) -It goes well together.
Rayden Alfonse & Cash Burke (m/m) -oh, I hate it.
Rhett Merle & Jack Martin (m/m) (Bentley, Amelia) -Rhett Merle is not my thing AT ALL, but Jack Martin is fine, I guess. No points for Bentley and a few points for Amelia.
Eden Sophia Kay & Elise Lila Ray (f/f) -Eden Sophia and Elisa Lila are very nice. Don't care for Kay and Ray at all.
Emersyn Cora & Cicely Gladys (f/f) (Adylan, Evylan) -Well, Emersyn got the short straw.
Rory Louise & Gentry Jo (f/f) -I'd pick Louise out of this mess and leave the rest.
Sawyer Paul & Savannah Lee (m/f) (Mariah, Karlee) -meh all around
Ava Leticia & Alexander Grant (f/m) [parents are Leticia and Grant] -I'm kind of into it.
Ensley & Carter (f/m) -no thanks.
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