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A Groucho Marx bit where he had Ezio Pinza (who I think was in "South Pacific") on the show, and Groucho mispronounced Pinza's name. Pinza, in a heavy accent, corrected him, pronouncing his first and last names, spelling them both, and repeating them again. Groucho paused for a bit and then said "So tell me, Tom ...."

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Steve Martin