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Help[Opinions] Re: Random BAs (girls)
in reply to a message by Rachel Shaina
Kennedy Montserrat Diana Calixta: A lot of these sound like somebody was just using a random name-combo generator. They're just thrown together, willy-nilly.
Willis Katie-Dot: Whatchoo talkin' bout, Willis?
Polly Blossom: Sounds like one of those little tiny funny-looking play figures too small to be called a doll, and it comes in a plastic flower or something.
Medley Mae: A medley of mellow melodies from yesteryear.
Strong: Good one-word name for say, a brand of deodorant.
Riglee Faye: The gum girl.
Snow Rose: Like a snow globe, only rose-shaped.
Boston Virginia: I think there actually is a Boston, Virginia. I know for a fact there's a South Boston, Virginia. Maybe the siblings are Salisbury Maryland and Intercourse Pennsylvania.
Rae Palmer: Rape almer. Never the best thing to pair Rae or Ray with a next name that starts with the p sound. Kids will take that and run with it.
Pashion: A pashion for fassion.
Ean G'lissa-Malyn: Forget random name generators, how about random letter generators?
Aella Lilith: It sets tongues to wagging until they tangle.
Milana Cloffordorna: What the hell is that thing in the mn slot?
Siouxsie Fay: Screeches like a Banshee.
Spring Hope: Rent a billboard, why don't you?
Bodie Waves: Body waves. Perm.
Adele-Etoile Gaetanna: Toilet jokes are in your future.
Osiris Lily: Wasn't Osiris the god who took care of people when they died? And lilies are funeral flowers.
Leviatha: She's huge, but not quite leviathan.
Austyn Jane: Oh, aren't they so clever.
Paxton Blu: Toxic blue paint about to be recalled.
Iona Rain: Last name Coat? Boot? Barrel?
Gretchen Lois: Gretchen has a certain charm to it.
Infinity Star: But not the death star.
Zeppelin Eloyd Mary: A blimp. That probably burns.
Laramie Blair: Make a rhyme anytime.
Love Lee: To listen to Love Lee moan and sigh, call 900-HOT-GRLZ.
Florence Armenia: Geography bee champs, they ain't.
Belladonna Susan Marie: Um, no.
Season Ahava: Can you get it in spicy or mild?
Harrison Brightly: Harrison brightly asked if there was anything else he could help us with before retreating to the kitchen.
Venture Grace: Good name for a ferryboat.
Violet Frost: I'm pretty sure I have some nail polish in this color.
Ryver Skeigh: Idiot. Eigh is almost always pronounced ee, so basically you named your kid Water Ski. Showing you don't know the water from the sky.
Semper Jane: Sounds like a Marine Corps action heroine.
Leora Sanité: Sanity is debatable here.
Idaho Jean: Jean's a ho. From Idaho.
Maëlle Moonchild: She's on a box of the French version of Lucky Charms, maybe. Seriously, Moonchild sounds like something a brain-fried hippie might come up with in a commune in 1970.
twins: Spring Rain / Winter Moon: Born in the height of autumn, perhaps. Reminds me of the song "I am Sun, You are Moon" from Miss Saigon.
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes!
Steve Martin
Willis Katie-Dot: Whatchoo talkin' bout, Willis?
Polly Blossom: Sounds like one of those little tiny funny-looking play figures too small to be called a doll, and it comes in a plastic flower or something.
Medley Mae: A medley of mellow melodies from yesteryear.
Strong: Good one-word name for say, a brand of deodorant.
Riglee Faye: The gum girl.
Snow Rose: Like a snow globe, only rose-shaped.
Boston Virginia: I think there actually is a Boston, Virginia. I know for a fact there's a South Boston, Virginia. Maybe the siblings are Salisbury Maryland and Intercourse Pennsylvania.
Rae Palmer: Rape almer. Never the best thing to pair Rae or Ray with a next name that starts with the p sound. Kids will take that and run with it.
Pashion: A pashion for fassion.
Ean G'lissa-Malyn: Forget random name generators, how about random letter generators?
Aella Lilith: It sets tongues to wagging until they tangle.
Milana Cloffordorna: What the hell is that thing in the mn slot?
Siouxsie Fay: Screeches like a Banshee.
Spring Hope: Rent a billboard, why don't you?
Bodie Waves: Body waves. Perm.
Adele-Etoile Gaetanna: Toilet jokes are in your future.
Osiris Lily: Wasn't Osiris the god who took care of people when they died? And lilies are funeral flowers.
Leviatha: She's huge, but not quite leviathan.
Austyn Jane: Oh, aren't they so clever.
Paxton Blu: Toxic blue paint about to be recalled.
Iona Rain: Last name Coat? Boot? Barrel?
Gretchen Lois: Gretchen has a certain charm to it.
Infinity Star: But not the death star.
Zeppelin Eloyd Mary: A blimp. That probably burns.
Laramie Blair: Make a rhyme anytime.
Love Lee: To listen to Love Lee moan and sigh, call 900-HOT-GRLZ.
Florence Armenia: Geography bee champs, they ain't.
Belladonna Susan Marie: Um, no.
Season Ahava: Can you get it in spicy or mild?
Harrison Brightly: Harrison brightly asked if there was anything else he could help us with before retreating to the kitchen.
Venture Grace: Good name for a ferryboat.
Violet Frost: I'm pretty sure I have some nail polish in this color.
Ryver Skeigh: Idiot. Eigh is almost always pronounced ee, so basically you named your kid Water Ski. Showing you don't know the water from the sky.
Semper Jane: Sounds like a Marine Corps action heroine.
Leora Sanité: Sanity is debatable here.
Idaho Jean: Jean's a ho. From Idaho.
Maëlle Moonchild: She's on a box of the French version of Lucky Charms, maybe. Seriously, Moonchild sounds like something a brain-fried hippie might come up with in a commune in 1970.
twins: Spring Rain / Winter Moon: Born in the height of autumn, perhaps. Reminds me of the song "I am Sun, You are Moon" from Miss Saigon.
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes!
Steve Martin
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A typo, my bad. Should have been Cliffordorna. Her dad is named Clifford. This was a longer BA with grandparents mentioned and she has a grandfather named Vladimir (Russian last name), so it's a patronymic. But normally Russians do -ovna, not -orna so it's still a little strange.
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Well, it's still awful, but there's at least a reason behind it being awful.
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