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Adria Christine: Adria just seems so incomplete. Much prefer Adriana or Adrienne.
Adrienne Minerva Sunny: That Minerva is ugly ugly ugly. And Sunny just seems stuck on randomly like an eye patch or a unicorn sticker that has nothing to do with anything. Love Adrienne.
Ambrose "Rosie": Just because you use a girly nn, doesn't make the name Ambrose a girls' name.
Annie Maxine: Sounds like Ellie Mae's glamorous cousin that didn't quite make it to Beverly Hills.
Arya Virginia: Are ya Virginia? No, I'm not.
Autumn Marie: I like this.
Brianna Estelle: This is really pretty.
Brynn Beryl: Brine barrel.
Calliope Jane: Somebody talked them out of Calamity Jane at the last minute, and it was a close thing.
Christina Rose: I'd definitely use this.
Elke: Kinda like an elk, you know. Elky.
Fiadh Réaltán: they let the two-year-old neighbor make this with alphabet blocks. I know it's probably some Irish name, but unless you live in Ireland and know how to say it, this is a jumble.
Katerina: This is beautiful.
Keira Ursula: Too many r's here.
Lillian Rose: Lily n Rose, the newest bathroom deodorizer spray.
Lyanna Diane: Nanna Roseanne Rosannadanna.
Mia Gina: Really bad rhythm here.
Minerva Victoria: Another damn Minerva. WHo would do this?
Moira Irene: What a mouthful.
Nandi Jane: Nandi sounds like baby-talk for your grandmother.
Nuria: Almost read this as nutria, which is a funny-looking otter-type thing that's a pest in this area.
Salem: This was Sabrina the Teenage Witch's smart-aleck cat. I can't see it on a person.
Scarlett Rose: Yeah, okay, we know, you like red.
Scottie Jo: It would be ridiculous on a boy, never mind a girl.
Tahlia Minerva: That is three Minervas here.
Thea Marie: Reminds me of the drink Tia Maria.
Virginia Rose: Well, it does sound like a plant, but at least it wasn't Virginia creeper.
Callum Jacques: a bit of culture clash here.
Castiel James: Like soap.
Cato James: Hard to think of Cato with a straight face.
Harry Oliver: Hairy all over.
Heath Matthew: Quit spitting on me!
James Allen: I'd use this.
Lassiter Dean: Call him Lassie?
Patrick Thomas: I'd use this.
Rayce Richard: Yeah, rayce him, but he'll probably cheat.
River Clifford: River Clipper.
Ronan Joseph: You can clal him Ro-Jo.
Timothy Phillip: I'd use this too.
Walter Chad: These two names are so wildly different in vibe it's like wearing one orthopedic shoe and one flip-flop.
Winston: Very hard to picture a person named this now. Good dog name.

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