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If it makes you feel better, pigeons delight me :) They are very, very rare in my city, because we have a population of urban peregrine falcons that eat them. So whenever I see a pigeon I yell "PIGEON!" very excitedly, and whenever I travel and see them in droves in another city it makes me sooo happy. I think they are very pretty birds, too; I like their style. They are like tiny business birds, very busy and important little jerks. I don't know, they just make me smile.

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One time a pigeon pooped directly on my head, as instant karma after I said the children in the city of Chicago "looked weird", and I *still* like them.

This message was edited 12/28/2020, 2:50 AM