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1. This is my son, Tyler Neal.
You say: Hi Tyler
You think: How I love the name Tyler and thank god I won't have to use the name Neal

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2. This is my son, Keith Marshall.
You say: Hi Keith
You think: He sounds like a spiky dinosaur

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3. This is my son, Stephen Joseph.
You say: Hello Stephen
You think: His parents really go for the ph combo

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4. This is my daughter, Skye Celeste.
You say: Hello Skye
You think: What a gorgeous name

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5. This is my son, Tyler Scott.
You say: Hi Tyler
You think: Why put as lovely a name as Tyler with such a stiff name as Scott

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6. This is my son, Taylor Ray.
You say: Hello Taylor
You think: That's a beatiful name, and a little freaky as one of my good friends is Tyler Rae

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7. This is my daughter, Josetta Page.
You say: Hi, Josetta, is it?
You think: Ick.

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8. These are my twin sons, Benjamin Hilton "Ben" and Daniel Clayton.
You say: Hi Ben, Daniel.
You think: Ben- common. Daniel- Common. Hilton- is he a hotel? Clayton- at least the parents got one right.

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9. This is my daughter, Sarah Nicole "Nikki".
You say: Hi Nikki.
You think: Nikki's cute, Sarah's common, and why does she go by an abbreviated middle name?

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10. This is my son, John Andrew "Andy." (Which isn't me. No way.)
You say: Hi Andy
You think: Andy's nice. If you're gonna name him John, might as well add smith.