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It sounds like a horrible bright-blue sugar water only six-year-olds would want to drink; the kind that rots your teeth as well as stains them, and the stains will not come out of any clothes it gets on. The kind of kids who drink it are the kind who eat nothing but Lunchables, and won't even eat a homemade peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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Steve Martin