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Help[Games] Re: You Say/You Think (a little tiny bit different)
in reply to a message by little_kit
Okay, this may be a little harsh, sooo...I hope they're not reading. Great idea, by the way. :-)
1.This is my daughter, Madison Scout. She goes by Scout.
Scout says: If you tell anyone my real name is Madison, I'll slaughter you.
You say: "Okay, I'll call you Scout. Isn't that the name of Bruce Willis' daughter?"
You think: Yeah, because Madison is far worse that Scout. I don't think.
2.This is my son, Evan Russell.
Evan says: I hate my middle name.
You say: "Aww, why? Russell's an okay name."
You think: I hate your first name.
3.This is my daughter, Gabriela Eva. She goes by Gabby.
Gabby says: I'm from Mexico and proud of it!
You say: "Cool! What are you doing in England, then?" ;-)
You think: Well, Eva's nice. Shame about the rest of the name.
4.This is my daughter, Sarah Catherine.
Sarah says nothing. (She's too shy.)
You say: "That is so cool! My best friend is called Catherine Sarah!"
You think: That is so cool! My best friend is called Catherine Sarah!
5.This is my daughter, Yesenia Oliva. (whispers) she's blind.
Yesenia says: Hi. Yeah, I'm blind, so what?
You say: "So what indeed?"
You think: Wha'd'ya mean, 'so what?'? Jesus Christ, did I say anything? Compared to the multiple-casualty train-wreck that is "Yesenia", being blind doesn't seem that bad.
6.This is my daughter, Kayle Rachelle.
Kayle says: I wish I had a less girly name and it was spelled normally, but whatever.
You say: "Never mind, you can always change it."
You think: No! NOoOoO! Kayle? WTFityF?
7.This is my daughter, Brittany Jean.
Brittany says: Don't tell anyone about my middle name. Please don't.
You say: "Okies."
You think: Brittany! I like that name! Jean is boring, though.
8.This is my daughter, Caitlin Amelia.
Caitlin says: Hi.
You say: "Hi."
You think: Caitlin. Amelia. Yay, what imagination.
9.This is my son, Russell Adam.
Russell says: Hey, my initials spell RAM, isn't that so cool?!?
You say: "Super-cool."
You think: This is my kind of kid. Shame about his middle name.
- Maria
Pro-Sissy-Names.
1.This is my daughter, Madison Scout. She goes by Scout.
Scout says: If you tell anyone my real name is Madison, I'll slaughter you.
You say: "Okay, I'll call you Scout. Isn't that the name of Bruce Willis' daughter?"
You think: Yeah, because Madison is far worse that Scout. I don't think.
2.This is my son, Evan Russell.
Evan says: I hate my middle name.
You say: "Aww, why? Russell's an okay name."
You think: I hate your first name.
3.This is my daughter, Gabriela Eva. She goes by Gabby.
Gabby says: I'm from Mexico and proud of it!
You say: "Cool! What are you doing in England, then?" ;-)
You think: Well, Eva's nice. Shame about the rest of the name.
4.This is my daughter, Sarah Catherine.
Sarah says nothing. (She's too shy.)
You say: "That is so cool! My best friend is called Catherine Sarah!"
You think: That is so cool! My best friend is called Catherine Sarah!
5.This is my daughter, Yesenia Oliva. (whispers) she's blind.
Yesenia says: Hi. Yeah, I'm blind, so what?
You say: "So what indeed?"
You think: Wha'd'ya mean, 'so what?'? Jesus Christ, did I say anything? Compared to the multiple-casualty train-wreck that is "Yesenia", being blind doesn't seem that bad.
6.This is my daughter, Kayle Rachelle.
Kayle says: I wish I had a less girly name and it was spelled normally, but whatever.
You say: "Never mind, you can always change it."
You think: No! NOoOoO! Kayle? WTFityF?
7.This is my daughter, Brittany Jean.
Brittany says: Don't tell anyone about my middle name. Please don't.
You say: "Okies."
You think: Brittany! I like that name! Jean is boring, though.
8.This is my daughter, Caitlin Amelia.
Caitlin says: Hi.
You say: "Hi."
You think: Caitlin. Amelia. Yay, what imagination.
9.This is my son, Russell Adam.
Russell says: Hey, my initials spell RAM, isn't that so cool?!?
You say: "Super-cool."
You think: This is my kind of kid. Shame about his middle name.
Pro-Sissy-Names.
This message was edited 5/15/2006, 11:29 AM
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