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Boys:
Asa - reminds me of a fat blonde kid from tv
Callum - nice name, bit overused nowadays
Clinton - cards! eww!!
Dexter - little naughty kid, american
Declan - ant and dec
Ebenezer - "bless you"
Eben (EH-ben, not EE-ben) - which ben?
Ezra - why?
Isaac - not bad, bit geeky
Josiah - too religious sounding
Jonah - nice!
Judah - evil!
Leo - v cool, and jewish
Leroy - rude boy
Liam - sweet kid
Linton - surname
Lindall (LYNN-dahl) - stupid
Malcolm - in the middle
Malachi - malarcky, like monkey business
Owen - fat (spell it Eoin to avoid fat connotations)
Oren - kill bill
Ray - rubbish
Raymond - worse
Reece - tacky
Riley - tackier!
Stuart - boring
Vannie - huh?
Vaughan - surname
Vincent - gangster
Wallace - and gromit
Walter - shy awkward middle aged man
Westley - fuck off!

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Girls:
Adah - lose the 'h' then its lovely!
Annis - seed
Bernice - eww!
Belrose - a street
Corasande (Cora-sahnd-uh) - a car
Coralie - tacky
Emmaline - country folk
Felicity - posh and snooty
Iris - either stunning or a loser
Jessamyn - eww!
Jeanne - middle aged fatty
Jeanna - better as Jenna
Kayla - chavvy
Keturah - huh?
Laurel - and hardy, prefer lauren
Lindel (LYNN-dehl) - even worse for girls
Lydian - Lydia, the name ends at the a!
Margaret - old woman
Miriam - frizzy hair
Moriah - mariah gone wrong
Mahalia - exotic, a bit too much perhaps
Inez - nooo
Ophelia - insane!
Priscilla - prissy, and a bitch
Selah - crap
Sapphira - too much
Tova - interesting, quite nice
Victoria - boring
Vivienne - old ppl
Vania - sounds medical
Wallis - for a girl r u kidding? its bad anyway