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1.This is my daughter, Madison Scout. She goes by Scout.
Scout says: If you tell anyone my real name is Madison, I'll slaughter you.
You say: Okay, I'll keep that in mind.
You think: And I don't blame you! I hate Scout too, though...

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2.This is my son, Evan Russell.
Evan says: I hate my middle name.
You say: Well, I love Evan!
You think: Ugh, Russell

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3.This is my daughter, Gabriela Eva. She goes by Gabby.
Gabby says: I'm from Mexico and proud of it!
You say: That's a gorgeous name, and it's great you're proun of your heritage.
You think: Ugh, why Gabby?

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4.This is my daughter, Sarah Catherine.
Sarah says nothing. (She's too shy.)
You say: It's lovely to meet you, Sarah, and what a lovely name you have!
You think: Ooooh, great name!

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5.This is my daughter, Yesenia Oliva. (whispers) she's blind.
Yesenia says: Hi. Yeah, I'm blind, so what?
You say: Nice to meet you! Yesenia is a pretty name.
You think: Was that a typo for Olivia? I hope so.

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6.This is my daughter, Kayle Rachelle.
Kayle says: I wish I had a less girly name and it was spelled normally, but whatever.
You say: Rachelle is very pretty.
You think: What is a Kayle?

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7.This is my daughter, Brittany Jean.
Brittany says: Don't tell anyone about my middle name. Please don't.
You say: Don't worry, I won't.
You think: Barf!

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8.This is my daughter, Caitlin Amelia.
Caitlin says: Hi.
You say: Amelia is so pretty!
You think: Caitlin is SO overdone

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9.This is my son, Russell Adam.
Russell says: Hey, my initials spell RAM, isn't that so cool?!?
You say: Wow, that is pretty cool!
You think: I love Adam, but hate Russell.