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Libby is gross, like somebody with blubbery fat lips talking. Libby the Flabby Flibbertyjibbet.
Liberty at least has a nice meaning but it doesn't really sound like a person's name; it sounds like a corporation, like Liberty Mutual; every day I hear the "liberty liberty liberty, liiih-ber-tee" jingle on TV.

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