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Stop me if you've heard this, but I knew a very old unmarried lady named Venus who was tiny, stooped, ferocious and ruled the local Scrabble club with a rod of iron. She died when in her late 90s, and only then did I find out that she was an old girl of my school (which was at the other end of the country). So clearly the goddess connection and indeed the penis connection just don't work for me.