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I really like Andrew, but hate Drew. It's pucker-mouthed and sullen and reminds me of a 1980s prep-school boy who's modeling himself on Alex P. Keaton but isn't as good-looking or as funny as Michael J. Fox and has no friends, only like-minded yuppies-in-training who just kind of echo each other.

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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes!
Steve Martin