[Opinions] Respell Aloysius
You want to name your son Aloysius, but you don't want him to suffer from having an unpronounceable name. What do you do?
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Use it as a mn,
Ello ish us
Allo ish us
Alo ish us
Elo ish us
Ello ish us
Allo ish us
Alo ish us
Elo ish us
This message was edited 1/10/2022, 12:18 PM
Al O' Wishes
Al O'Wishes or Al-O'-Wishes sorta like Jack-O'-Lantern
'Ello Wishes
Alouishes - which has the added benefit of have all 5 different vowels.
Elouisius would make most sense, but looks odd, Elouisious works too, but looks odder.
best option if we're more serious
Aloïsius - looks closest and would work, maybe Eloïsius, bc Eloïse is more known?
Al O'Wishes or Al-O'-Wishes sorta like Jack-O'-Lantern
'Ello Wishes
Alouishes - which has the added benefit of have all 5 different vowels.
Elouisius would make most sense, but looks odd, Elouisious works too, but looks odder.
best option if we're more serious
Aloïsius - looks closest and would work, maybe Eloïsius, bc Eloïse is more known?
Thanks! This is hilarious!!
Alowicious.
or if I can turn it into a combo: Al O'Wicious.
Be grateful, son - it was the only way. Now you will not suffer.
At least, not from having an unpronounceable name.
Aloisius is not so difficult, I don't think. People don't read Eloise as e-LOYZ, after all, do they? I think it's the Y that makes Aloysius look difficult. Makes people want to say a-LOY-shus.
Maybe Aloicius would be easier for someone to read.
I feel like making the ending -icious might force someone to read it to rhyme vicious. Even though it looks awful.
Did you see someone respell Aloysius? What wonders have you seen?
or if I can turn it into a combo: Al O'Wicious.
Be grateful, son - it was the only way. Now you will not suffer.
At least, not from having an unpronounceable name.
Aloisius is not so difficult, I don't think. People don't read Eloise as e-LOYZ, after all, do they? I think it's the Y that makes Aloysius look difficult. Makes people want to say a-LOY-shus.
Maybe Aloicius would be easier for someone to read.
I feel like making the ending -icious might force someone to read it to rhyme vicious. Even though it looks awful.
Did you see someone respell Aloysius? What wonders have you seen?
This message was edited 1/10/2022, 1:24 AM
Al Lewishis? Alewishis
Alu Ishus? Aluishus
Al Low Ishes? Alowishes
Allah Wishes...Aloe Wishes...
I don't think there's a good way to do it. Aloysius is strikingly weird enough that I think it is easy for people to remember after the 1st mistake. But if forced, probably Aloe Wishes.
Alu Ishus? Aluishus
Al Low Ishes? Alowishes
Allah Wishes...Aloe Wishes...
I don't think there's a good way to do it. Aloysius is strikingly weird enough that I think it is easy for people to remember after the 1st mistake. But if forced, probably Aloe Wishes.
This message was edited 1/9/2022, 8:24 PM