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Glad I'm not his partner!
Girls
Dove - as in Lovey-Dovey? Yuck.
Lemon - somewhat sour!
Storm - better than Blizzard, but only just
Nova - exploding star? New baby? How long will that be accurate?
Amoura - spelling issues - why? Why bother? Why not just Amor - OK, it's grammatically masculine, but that shouldn't worry this guy.
Autum - let's assume it's a typo. Appropriate for three months in the year; better than Storm
Bliss - positively unkind. How often does anyone experience bliss? Once or twice a year if you're lucky.

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Boys
Adventure - dreadful; not clever, not funny, not easy to take seriously
Haze - could be short for Hazel; could allude to bad sailing weather or confused thinking; no, thanks
Alpha - ho-hum
Halo - and Halo to you too; really daft
Cash - why not Credit, or Overdraft? Or, of course, Johnny?
Rain - I can't wait for this dude to have boy-girl twins: Rain and Storm.
Jet - black stone or fast aircraft, it's unsuitable for humans
Levi - at least it exists! Apart from the denims, that is.
Remmi - what?! A very quick remedy? Oh dear
Milo - I love the only human Milo I know, but I don't enjoy the name at all. Like the chocolate drink, though!
Banks - capitalism run riot: sibling named Vaults, perhaps?
Reason - and if the child is more imaginative than reasonable, what then?
Echo - female name. I know it isn't supposed to matter any more, but in ancient myths, it does.
Orson - please, please tell me the surname isn't Wells
Jonas - why? Why not Jonah? Or why not Johannes? Why turn the boy into an ass?

This message was edited 5/8/2025, 8:55 AM