[Facts] Have we forgotten Robin Hood?
in reply to a message by Caroline
I know I sort of ruin your asking by only reflecting over one single name, namely Robin . But considering so many names at one time I must say I cannot handle at once.
I like the name Robin well, but I think it should feature in the row of boys' names too. Robin is a fine name for a girl, but it fits a boy equally well. Just think of the noble Robin Hood and his merry men
He took from the rich
and gave to the poor,
and thus shall woe
be heard no more.
I admit I made those words up but others have truly found that Robin was a name well suited for a boy.
Just listen to what John Keats said.
Could he really be all wrong?
TO A FRIEND
by John Keats
No! those days are gone away
And their hours are old and gray,
And their minutes buried all
Under the down-trodden pall
Of the leaves of many years:
Many times have winter's shears,
Frozen North, and chilling East,
Sounded tempests to the feast
Of the forest's whispering fleeces,
Since men knew nor rent nor leases.
No, the bugle sounds no more,
And the twanging bow no more;
Silent is the ivory shrill
Past the heath and up the hill;
There is no mid-forest laugh,
Where lone Echo gives the half
To some wight, amaz'd to hear
Jesting, deep in forest drear.
On the fairest time of June
You may go, with sun or moon,
Or the seven stars to light you,
Or the polar ray to right you;
But you never may behold
Little John , or Robin bold;
Never one, of all the clan,
Thrumming on an empty can
Some old hunting ditty, while
He doth his green way beguile
To fair hostess Merriment,
Down beside the pasture Trent ;
For he left the merry tale
Messenger for spicy ale.
Gone, the merry morris din;
Gone, the song of Gamelyn;
Gone, the tough-belted outlaw
Idling in the "grenè shawe";
All are gone away and past!
And if Robin should be cast
Sudden from his turfed grave,
And if Marian should have
Once again her forest days,
She would weep, and he would craze:
He would swear, for all his oaks,
Fall'n beneath the dockyard strokes,
Have rotted on the briny seas;
She would weep that her wild bees
Sang not to her--strange! that honey
Can't be got without hard money!
So it is: yet let us sing,
Honour to the old bow-string!
Honour to the bugle-horn!
Honour to the woods unshorn!
Honour to the Lincoln green!
Honour to the archer keen!
Honour to tight little John ,
And the horse he rode upon!
Honour to bold Robin Hood,
Sleeping in the underwood!
Honour to maid Marian ,
And to all the Sherwood-clan!
Though their days have hurried by
Let us two a burden try.
I like the name Robin well, but I think it should feature in the row of boys' names too. Robin is a fine name for a girl, but it fits a boy equally well. Just think of the noble Robin Hood and his merry men
He took from the rich
and gave to the poor,
and thus shall woe
be heard no more.
I admit I made those words up but others have truly found that Robin was a name well suited for a boy.
Just listen to what John Keats said.
Could he really be all wrong?
TO A FRIEND
by John Keats
No! those days are gone away
And their hours are old and gray,
And their minutes buried all
Under the down-trodden pall
Of the leaves of many years:
Many times have winter's shears,
Frozen North, and chilling East,
Sounded tempests to the feast
Of the forest's whispering fleeces,
Since men knew nor rent nor leases.
No, the bugle sounds no more,
And the twanging bow no more;
Silent is the ivory shrill
Past the heath and up the hill;
There is no mid-forest laugh,
Where lone Echo gives the half
To some wight, amaz'd to hear
Jesting, deep in forest drear.
On the fairest time of June
You may go, with sun or moon,
Or the seven stars to light you,
Or the polar ray to right you;
But you never may behold
Little John , or Robin bold;
Never one, of all the clan,
Thrumming on an empty can
Some old hunting ditty, while
He doth his green way beguile
To fair hostess Merriment,
Down beside the pasture Trent ;
For he left the merry tale
Messenger for spicy ale.
Gone, the merry morris din;
Gone, the song of Gamelyn;
Gone, the tough-belted outlaw
Idling in the "grenè shawe";
All are gone away and past!
And if Robin should be cast
Sudden from his turfed grave,
And if Marian should have
Once again her forest days,
She would weep, and he would craze:
He would swear, for all his oaks,
Fall'n beneath the dockyard strokes,
Have rotted on the briny seas;
She would weep that her wild bees
Sang not to her--strange! that honey
Can't be got without hard money!
So it is: yet let us sing,
Honour to the old bow-string!
Honour to the bugle-horn!
Honour to the woods unshorn!
Honour to the Lincoln green!
Honour to the archer keen!
Honour to tight little John ,
And the horse he rode upon!
Honour to bold Robin Hood,
Sleeping in the underwood!
Honour to maid Marian ,
And to all the Sherwood-clan!
Though their days have hurried by
Let us two a burden try.
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Selwyn misquoted himself. He meant to say:
He took from the rich
And gave to the poor,
And thus shall Gore
Be heard no more.
And he hasn't been...
Let's not forget that "Robin " was originally a variant of "Robert ", and therefore a GUY'S name. It's got nothing to do with fluffy birds of the genus "Turdus" or their unrelated UK counterparts.
He took from the rich
And gave to the poor,
And thus shall Gore
Be heard no more.
And he hasn't been...
Let's not forget that "Robin " was originally a variant of "Robert ", and therefore a GUY'S name. It's got nothing to do with fluffy birds of the genus "Turdus" or their unrelated UK counterparts.
*nods eagerly*
Yes that I have and I found it both funny and poetic. Yes even wise in its own peculiar way.
I understand so very well why it has been translated into so many languages.
Yes that I have and I found it both funny and poetic. Yes even wise in its own peculiar way.
I understand so very well why it has been translated into so many languages.
Winnie the Shit, in this case :P
Pooh and not Poo :)
There is a difference I think :D
There is a difference I think :D
"Eeyore Has Enough"
"There is a difference, I think," mused Pooh, as he carefully lifted first one foot -- then the other -- and examined the soles of his feet.
Eeyore rolled his eyes in embarrassment and muttered an expletive under his breath.
"I mean," continued Pooh (whilst furrowing his brow in deep thought -- which is not an easy thing to do, if you happen to be a bear of very little brain to begin with), "I should think it would be more polite to call them 'donkey droppings' than something sounding like my own freakin' name. Wouldn't you agree, Christopher Robin?"
Christopher Robin nodded, pretending not to hear Eeyore's colorful swearing in the background. "Here, Pooh, let me get a stick and scrape you off! Silly old sod!"
Just then Tigger bounced onto the scene. "GOOD GAWD!" hollered Tigger. "What the hell smells like **** around here? Is that YOU, Pooh?"
Pooh merely shrugged his shoulders, and both he and Christopher Robin stared very pointedly at Eeyore, smirking as they did so. Eeyore glared back at Pooh, Christopher Robin, and Tigger, the long pent-up rage slowly building in the normally submissive little donkey.
Tigger should have known to to keep quiet at this point. But Tiggers are never quiet. "Daaaay-AM!" continued Tigger, "Did you take a crap right out here in the Hundred Acre Wood, Eeyore? What the-- "
Tigger never finished that fateful sentence. For something finally snapped inside Eeyore, and the little donkey suddenly ripped the straightpin out of his butt which customarily held his tail in place, and violently drove it right through Tigger's left eye and into his brain, killing him instantly.
"ANYONE ELSE HERE GOT ANYTHING TO SAY?" bellowed Eeyore. Both Pooh and Christopher Robin vigorously shook their heads "no", and slowly started to back away...
"BECAUSE IF YOU DO
(We regret to inform you that the author of this Winnie-the-Pooh tale has just been dragged off this message board, and is now receiving her medication to combat a reaction from an overdose of A.A. Milne literary innocence and charm...)
"There is a difference, I think," mused Pooh, as he carefully lifted first one foot -- then the other -- and examined the soles of his feet.
Eeyore rolled his eyes in embarrassment and muttered an expletive under his breath.
"I mean," continued Pooh (whilst furrowing his brow in deep thought -- which is not an easy thing to do, if you happen to be a bear of very little brain to begin with), "I should think it would be more polite to call them 'donkey droppings' than something sounding like my own freakin' name. Wouldn't you agree, Christopher Robin?"
Christopher Robin nodded, pretending not to hear Eeyore's colorful swearing in the background. "Here, Pooh, let me get a stick and scrape you off! Silly old sod!"
Just then Tigger bounced onto the scene. "GOOD GAWD!" hollered Tigger. "What the hell smells like **** around here? Is that YOU, Pooh?"
Pooh merely shrugged his shoulders, and both he and Christopher Robin stared very pointedly at Eeyore, smirking as they did so. Eeyore glared back at Pooh, Christopher Robin, and Tigger, the long pent-up rage slowly building in the normally submissive little donkey.
Tigger should have known to to keep quiet at this point. But Tiggers are never quiet. "Daaaay-AM!" continued Tigger, "Did you take a crap right out here in the Hundred Acre Wood, Eeyore? What the-- "
Tigger never finished that fateful sentence. For something finally snapped inside Eeyore, and the little donkey suddenly ripped the straightpin out of his butt which customarily held his tail in place, and violently drove it right through Tigger's left eye and into his brain, killing him instantly.
"ANYONE ELSE HERE GOT ANYTHING TO SAY?" bellowed Eeyore. Both Pooh and Christopher Robin vigorously shook their heads "no", and slowly started to back away...
"BECAUSE IF YOU DO
(We regret to inform you that the author of this Winnie-the-Pooh tale has just been dragged off this message board, and is now receiving her medication to combat a reaction from an overdose of A.A. Milne literary innocence and charm...)
...belatedly removes his hat and takes a bow...
LMAO! Nan, you should be writing Kirk Mitchell novels! I love it!
I had no idea Eeyore used such language or I would not have him all over my house and in my car.LOL
I just noticed your addy is "Eeyoreblue21"! Well, that explains things then. Eeyore is well-known for swearing a blue-streak. :)
-- Nanaea
-- Nanaea
Eeyore may have learned that from me. He's also Jennifer's favorite Pooh character, and she's got a stuffed miniature Eeyore head hanging from her inside car mirror post (on the windshield).
I'm a lot taller than her, and everytime I drive her car the damn thing blocks 1/3 of my vision. So I've let loose a few juicy ones in his presence over the past few years.
Knulla Dig, Eeyore!
I'm a lot taller than her, and everytime I drive her car the damn thing blocks 1/3 of my vision. So I've let loose a few juicy ones in his presence over the past few years.
Knulla Dig, Eeyore!
Jennifer has Eeyore's decapitated head hanging inside her car? Wow, that's, like, really macabre...
Tell her she has to get some red nail polish and paint "blood" all around the neck area, and also dripping from the nose and ears. Better still, you do it and surprise her! :)
-- Nanaea
Tell her she has to get some red nail polish and paint "blood" all around the neck area, and also dripping from the nose and ears. Better still, you do it and surprise her! :)
-- Nanaea
I always say that I love eeyore so much I even married an eeyore(jack ass.lol My husband thinks it's funny.