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1) I say: These are my triplets Tania Caitlin, Robin Maxwell & Jodie Pandora.

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You say: how adorable!
You think: what kind of names are tania robin and jodie? yuck! and what weird middle names. caitlin is the only name in that bunch i like at all.

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2) I say: This is my daughter Anna-Kate Elissa. We call her "Kelis".

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You say: that's a pretty name.
You think: anna-kate is cute, but elissa i don't like. and what the heck is up with kelis?

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3) I say: These are my twins Mark Tunis & Lydia Nairobi.

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You say: i love those names
You think: well not the middle names

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4) I say: This is my daughter Madeline April. We call her "Delina".

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You say: madeline is a beautiful name
You think: but delina? why the weird nn?

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5) I say: This is my daughter Lindsay Leigh.

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You say: pretty
You think: too many l's

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6) I say: These are my twins Emily Isabella & Ethan Chandler

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You say: lovely names!
You think: rock on! i love those names!

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7) I say: This is my son Tamino Renault. We call him "Tino".

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You say: tino... cool
You think: eww! gross!

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8) I say: These are my triplets Nils Amadeus, Clara Sophie & Ryan Evander.

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You say: i knew a ryan once...
You think: ryan evander is pretty cute, and so is clara sophie, but nils? and amadeus just makes it worse

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