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What's your Elf Name?
Dixie Stocking Stuffer

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What's your Monster Name?
Blood Thirsty Ogre

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What's your Vampire Name?
Seductress of Pain

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What's your Italian Name?
Aniela Greco

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What's your German Name?
Elke Jutta

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What's your Irish Name?
Aine Power

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What's your Japanese Name?
Taka Shigenoi

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What's your Russian Name?
Zhenechka Lenusy Morozov

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What's your French Name?
Marie Vachon

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What's your Hawaiian Name?
Kalea Kamea

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What's your Sexy Brazilian Name?
Samara Lopes

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What's your Old-Fashioned Name?
Margery Ruggwain

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What's your 1920's Name?
Fannie Esperanza

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What's your 1950's Name?
Virginia Phyllis

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What's your Pimp Name?
G-string Luv

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What's your Celebrity Baby Name?
Science Diva

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What's your Wrestler Name?
Lil' Misery

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What's your Hillbilly Name?
Lil' Pearl Hogg

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What's your Boobie Name?
Mork and Mindy - LOL

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What's your Penis Name?
Elvis

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A bad wound may heal, but a bad name will kill.
Scottish Proverb

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"'Scuse me, do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?"